I was flipping channels and came across this. No swimsuits this year. Anybody going to watch ?
Miss America on ABC right now.
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Jump to latestNo swimsuits? Are they butt naked?
Let me know when Miss Stripper America comes on - I'll forgo Sunday Night Football for that one
Do they still ask the girls questions so you get stupid blond bimbos with the hilariously idiotic answers? Those are mildly entertaining. But I suppose whoever got rid of the swimsuit competition will also outlaw stupid blond bimbos.
This is the best example. I know its been posted a bunch of times but this woman is so ducking hot. This is what I mean by a DS.
^^^ You can see Mario Lopez start to smile when he's standing next to her !!!
That is a classic answer. I find her so hot. Intelligence is overrated.
Miss Pakistan is #1 Miss America just dirty whore that maybe probable do nasties sexies with Mr Trump. But Father like Mr Trump as business owner dry clean Mr Trump make US tax down for dry clean business so no drive have to taxi night and pay time Umi while watch American Idol and eat Mr Pizza Hut extra pineapple on couch like US regular peoples. No burqa no like on Miss America. Just nasties sexies US women's think they not fully nasties sexies yet.
Mario is probably smiling because she screwed most of the judges and she self destructed anyway. What she did not realize is that all her fellow bimbos screwed most of the judges.
I know a woman who runs one of the state pageants to feed into Miss USA. One of her big problems is keeping the contestants from 'inappropriate contact' with the male judges. There is always some judge that flirts back and the game is on. Some girls try really hard to get to the judges rooms. She had to start keeping the judges at a hotel quite a ways away.
Some of these girls have been doing the pageant thing essentially their whole life. A couple of times they have even run into warped parents at the junior miss level (I think 15-19 years old) that push their daughters to do "whatever it takes" to impress the judges. Some of these mothers will even try to take matters into their own, um, 'hands' so to speak.
Found this with a quick search: jezebel.com
I put it on mute - but I didn’t watch - pornhub had better content!
There was a female host with a big belly that kept growing. That pageant is useless. It’s no longer pertinent -
Cash man, very true. With no demonstration of beauty, the entire exercise is pointless.
They are trying to redo the pageant in the likeness of the MeToo movement. Admire me for my mind and opinions ! Must see TV.
I flipped to it for about 5 minutes. Nothing tempted me to toss off while watching. What a waste!


I would've watched a bit out of curiosity but they chose to put the contest against Sunday Night Football.