Pussy eating tips

To quote the late Sam Kinison: "Lick the alphabet."

Lol I've herd that before but I don't get it... is this literal

LOL juice can't spell the alphabet right when he's licking pussy. Bitches hate it when he doesn't dot his "i"s and cross his "t"s. Illiterate boy.

LMFAO

Make sure you write in cursive, Juice.

You can put yogurt on pussycat right ?

Cursive lol...I'm fucked

LOL juice be forgetting what comes after "C".

I'll train you juice baby just visit me at Lust in Greenville SC. Pm for outside the club prices and location

LOL only juice needs to write the alphabet on his hand so he doesn't forget when he's licking pussy

Here you go:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ifOVRuZr…

LMFAO guys

Trish I'm visiting the 18 K love

Maybe you fuck me and my buddy bang69

Anyone else think it's odd that juice is asking for tips on eating something? I always thought he was the one person that could out eat Joey Chestnut regardless of whatever was in front of him.

I guess eating pussy is the one type of eating juice hasn't mastered yet.

I'm good at eating pussycat...fuck most hoes up... I'm always open to learn as much as possible to insure I fuck a bitch up

Love eating that monkey

You only eat the tips? Is this like beef tips?

4 words. Every girl is different. What works for one might not work for another and vice versa. Before you even begin it's better if the girl is already turned on which should be obvious. Most girls aren't like guys where you can just start working on them flaccid for a moment and then they're ready to go. Some girls are very sensitive and like it slower while others might like it more rough and a much faster pace. Some girls prefer the softer flatter tongue, and some might like the more pointier, harder tongue.

Pay attention to body language. If she's pushing up against your face, then you can amp it up a bit. If she's pulling away from you a bit, tone it down. But if you ever do find what works, the key is to be consistent and patient and then it's just a matter of time. And definitely find something to do with your hands as well. One of the benefits of being with a woman with meatier lips and a bigger prominent clit is that you don't have to waste a hand spreading her out and pulling her hood back. And if you really want to wreck her, don't stop at just one. Most girls are capable of multiples. Now i'm no master, but i'm probably better than the average bear...

Fantastic points man... I'll take that to heart

You think how they like their breast played with is a indicator of how they want that monkey handled

My ATF &I had a three way with a dental hygienist once. It became clear to me very quickly that they were enjoying each others’ pussies far more than when I was down there. So I asked what they were doing that I wasn’t. I got a 15 minute lesson on eating pussy, First, slow and gentle wins the race. Second, they taught me to either trace the alphabet with my tongue or envision a map of the US and trace the borders. After the map I got distracted and gave them a lesson in cock sucking ( because I know just how I like it done)

^ To a degree, but apples and oranges really...

Gawker has excellent advice. It’s also important to pick up on other cues from the girl. If her breathing gets heavy - and she pushes it in your face deeper - you know she’s enjoying it.

Some girls will be vocal with their enjoyment - and others won’t say a thing - and that can make it a challenge.

I love girls with sloppy pussies - and when they are aroused - their lips can become very swollen - and it’s fucking amazing to feel!

Amazing advice guys

I heard when they squirt that the liquid is piss

No fucking way ???

I’ve heard that some of the porn girls who squirt may squirt piss. If the girl is naturally releasing due to intense orgasm - it’s not piss.

I actually do fancy myself a golden shower from a little hottie

I know it’s not for all pervs - but pissing on a pussy will clean it up - so you can then fill it up with cum...

It requires a very dirty stripper - but I know some who will cum when they feel the warm piss on their pussy lips!

That is hot as fuck bro... I need to see if my dirty red is down for this shit

When is it OK to eat the ass ?

Pissing on her pussy is best done otc as it gets messy.

Its very hot to piss all over a girl in a bathtub - with her legs spread - while standing over her!

Tell her ahead of time that you want to eat her ass. If she knows you want it - she should make sure it’s fresh and clean.

If you don’t tell her in advance - that you want to eat her ass - just ask if she has baby wipes in her purse. It’s very quick to freshen it up before getting in there with your tongue.

Cash your a fucking porn star