"Best Bargains" In Strip Clubs

That's lame

Offering strippers drugs has to be a great bargain...

^Your (post's) bad and you should feel bad. -Zoidberg.

I know chess is joking (to all the lurkers out there).

umm. here's a thought. they work for tips.

I go during the daytime when there is no cover and plenty of parking. It is slow and there are 2 for 1 drinks available. After ordering my drinks I will snack on the free popcorn if they have it. Usually the bartender will refill my popcorn a couple times while drinking. The dancers are bored during the slow shifts and will come up to me and strike a conversation. If they’ve known me a built a rapport, we entertain each other for a bit. Either I tip them a few dollars or I will do a couple dances for an easy LDK.

Many times I’ve spent an hour at the club, get a couple drinks and a light lunch and leave completely satisfied from a hottie dancing for me, all for under $50.

Doing like Juice and running out of the club without paying after doing VIP makes your $$$ go a long way.

I assume one can get better value by:

• picking particular clubs - some clubs hava a fast/intense hustle, and some the M.O. is for the girl to sit and talk for a while

• pick a slow shift where the girls don't have too many other options but to invest their time with the few available custies

For me, 2nd best deal in the club: buy stripper drinks Best deal in club: buy her food

I don't often club at SCs that have pool tables, but it would make sense that shooting pool with her would get you lots of time. On the other hand, it's not quite the quality time that drinks and food get you. Drinks and food, she's still sitting next to me, or on my lap; we're touching, we're in each others' faces telling sex stories, etc. I've watched guys play pool with a stripper, most of the time you're 10 feet away from each other. Which is not a criticism, I think it'd be fun too shoot some pool with a stripper -- just pointing out that free table-time means free groping and sexy-talk time that shooting pool doesn't seem to provide.

The worst bargains are the special cheap dance nights. Only the ugly dancers show up, the club is filled with cheap Charlie’s, songs are cut short, and dancers and staff are in a bad mood.

I thought the free buffet was the best bargain - and during day shift - the toilets are usually clean too! Lol!

"Doing like Juice and running out of the club without paying after doing VIP makes your $$$ go a long way."

Lol

Of course, in Juice's case, "VIP Room" translates to "other side of the glory hole in the rest stop bathroom", so it might not be such a great deal after all

In restaurants it's "dine and dash." In strip clubs it's "fuck and flee."

You know how I know that shooting pool with a stripper is good value? Because every time I look up I see other customers watching us shooting pool. And I get to see a dancer who caught my attention from lots of different angles for as long as the game takes. All that at the cost of a buck or two. I get what Subraman is saying about being close and handsy. If I'm with a dancer that likes to be friendly while hanging out at the table, I'm not going to say no. But if I'm killing time deciding whether I'm doing dances or leaving, shooting pool gives both of us something to do.

Feels don't fail me now

Damn. Feets don't fail me now.

Buying food for stripper sometimes is not a bragaib.Once I bought a dancer $25.00 dinner. We sat on a table. Few minutes after ordering food she said she need to find a place to eat i was like what the heck this is where you eat. She left and went to another corner to wait for the food.That was the one and only time I bought a dancer food.

Well, talking time with the girl is always good, and food, drinks, or just handing her front room money are ways to do that.

Better than buying dances before it is time for your own pants to come down.

SJG

Poor Juice! Trying to run away with those giant feet - then trying to pull away in his pick up that’s out of gas!

Dark, how long were you talking to that girl before she ordered food? And why did you pay for it before it came out? She would have paid for it herself if it were me.

@chessmaster,

I took 4 dances from her and then we split..after few minutes she was making rounds ,smiled at me and asked to buy dinner.I thought if I buy her dinner (fot $25)I can spend sometime with her and if I get more dances she will get go extra mile. My mistake. I know not all the girls are not like her. She was so stupid.Next time when I was in the club she didn't date to ask me for dances.She came and sat next to me whereever I went.I just ignored her. She might have thought I won't come back to the club. She didn't know I am regular at the club. But buying a dancer drink helped me a Lot in getting close with them.