Is anyone else ...
Papi_Chulo
Miami, FL (or the nearest big-booty club)
Getting irritated reviewing review after review where the reviewer just states a singular opinion with no other club details and/or is just a generic review which can describe half the clubs in the US.
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I don’t care to read jokes about toothless dancers (in reviews). I appreciate folks sticking to the facts.
If someone has been in a club they sure as shit can at least tell us about cover charges and the number of strippers working as well as the day and shift of the review. If they can’t do that, then I vote “no”.
"... Got to the club - grabbed a beer - was approached by a brunette I liked and got some dances ..."
Done.
It's as if they were writing the review for themselves instead of providing info about the club.
Focusing on the dancers is what i like to read on the reviews; for example: age range, body type, white/black/asian/latin
What types of details are you looking for PC
I know its probably a lot of development work, but I really like the idea of a sliding scale for how much credit you get and/or a way to rate reviews. That way marginal reviews can still be approved & more importantly it'll be easier to see the good reviews when looking at a particular club.
The common denominator is 'horny', not 'literate'.
* parking situation (small, big, free, valet)
* cover charge
* drink prices
* dance pruces
* description of the dancers, not just the chick you got dances with and you're reminiscing about (how many and how they looked in terms of looks, ethnicity, high or low hustle, dancers friendly or GPS, sausage-fest or good ratio)
* dance mileage
* club layout - doesn't have to describe every square-foot of the place but at least say if it's a small, medium, or large club and describe the seating situation (few seats, plenty of seating, free/paid seating)
Sounds like a lot but all that can probably be described in a single paragraph of 3 to 5 sentences, it's just wanting to write a decent review vs just wanting to get free VIP..
After those club basics then reminisce about your personal experience.
1) Club Info (parking, cover, dance/VIP prices, drink prices, brief or detailed layout description, # of dancers and a description of the overall dance-crew)
2) describe your personal experience
Imagine how @founder felt when he was the only one doing it.
《Gulp》
I want a write one. For now, I'll just post my review (that I wrote a couple month back) as a forum post. Its reads more like a PG-rated penthouse letter.
https://www.tuscl.net/listing.php?id=188
"... I have been to CHEETAH many times. The girls are mixed. You can find whites(rare), blacks, cubans, venenzula, mostly latinas. Most of them know just basic english. Coming to the girls, i went to this place on different days. Most of the timesI dont find the same girl on different days, i guess they are assigned a particular day. Girls are beautiful but half of them will be in their late 30s. And there are other girls who are so beautiful. All the girls go around asking to take them for dance but are not very pushy except for one or two. Girls get completely nude during the dance after 1 or2 songs. I had really good time and some of the girls were so beautiful that i couldnt just resist taking them for dance. Overall it is a pretty decent club where you dont go further than lap dances ..."
https://www.tuscl.net/rev.php?id=329269&…
But - he still did give some details - I give the review a C or C- - barely passing - def does not seem made-up or super-generic - he does mention some details of the club which are accurate per my experience.
I'm not asking for a Papi class review, but at least give me something that tells me that you actually went there, and what can I expect, how hard is it to tell me how much a beer is? SMH
It will be in Latin here it is.
“Viti vini veci “
Realistically, we're probably never going to get to a point where every review has a much substance as the Chulo standard, but IMHO that doesn't mean we shouldn't be more discerning about the lack of meaningful content in most submissions.