A bit too-pretentious - or a bit too-stupid on the part of the custy ?
Papi_Chulo
Miami, FL (or the nearest big-booty club)
Excerpt froma recent Club Onyx Philly review:
"... A group of us took my cousin out for a bachelor party and we selected Onyx to celebrate the occasion. They did show us great hospitality as they gave us a nice corner area, with 2 bottles of alcohol and made sure the girls rotated to our area. The area costs $1000, but this was divided amongst 9 people, so it wasn’t that bad ..."
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"... A group of us took my cousin out for a bachelor party and we selected Onyx to celebrate the occasion. They did show us great hospitality as they gave us a nice corner area, with 2 bottles of alcohol and made sure the girls rotated to our area. The area costs $1000, but this was divided amongst 9 people, so it wasn’t that bad ..."
https://www.tuscl.net/rev.php?id=324369&…
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It's as if some of these clubs think that my charging extravagant prices people will somehow think they are special by paying it.
When you split the cost among 9 guys for a bachelor party - it becomes a bit more reasonable.
But - it’s still very expensive for a bottle and table.
I wouldn’t spend that much for a stag party but someone else might. Plus there is something alpha male about occupying your own space. And 9 guys do need a bit o’ room. :)
I think this is part of it.
Some strip clubs seem to operate that way, others don't. I know when I have friends in from out of town & we go to Tootsies, when someone notices us spending they offer to comp the fee to go upstairs and bring us up there. We do the same thing at Scarlett's & someone might come over, but they offer to sell us a table. That's usually when we leave for Tootsies.
"Yeah - they knew what they were getting into - I say let'm crash":
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Pn0WdJx-…
At Scarlett’s, if you know the floor managers you could sit in a booth since it’s not as packed anymore. Just tip the server real well and you can sit in her area whenever u want without having to buy bottles.
Tootsies, I never got comped or offered crap. I am happy if they don’t clear my table or don’t lose my seat if I decide to get a dance or room. Service there sucks and the Next Level people know I am a regular.
FWIW, I didn't have a stag party. Didn't see the point. I feel bad for the guys not getting sex in marriage, either in or out or both. :(
Me neither. On the other hand, I'm guessing you and I had our clubbing days around the same time, back before bottle service became a thing. I think that's where our cognitive dissonance arises. These days, it's just an accepted part of the scene. I'd also note that all of the mid-range and up strip clubs here have bottle service at night -- again, just an expected part of the scene. I just don't think young people bat an eyelash at this whole concept
Just strip clubs and nite clubs. It’s not really different from buying a box at a sports event or when you buy high end vehicles you get preferential service, even shopping in better quality stores they serve champagne. It’s the way the world works, if you can afford it you’re treated better.
I've told you guys about my ATATF, who is basically a professional hot chick in Vegas these days. Anyway, one day she told me, "hey, if you want to bring your friends out here, I'll invite a few of my friends, we'll get a table and party. No charge, just get the table." She thought she was being incredibly, outrageously generous with this offer, big smile to bask in what she expected would be my awe-inspiring show of gratitude. My buddies, all older guys like me, were like, "How much is a fucking table? $2000??? And we spend all that to party with hot chicks and ... wait, no sex, we're spending that JUST TO SIT AT A TABLE AND BUY THEM DRINKS?!?!". Fact is, we were both right -- my ATATF was making an insanely generous offer from her perspective to forgo any compensation (no other group of old guys would get off anywhere near so cheap as just buying a table, that would be the cheapest thing they paid for all night, and I made sure to acknowledge and appreciate it), but I was totally with my buddies, it made no fucking sense from their perspective.
Fucking posers!
I'll be impressed when they start making it rain $30K. That's what us ballers do.
1) Making it rain - if each person tosses out $100 in singles you're at the same price
2) Buying over priced dancer drinks - some clubs around here it costs $20+ to "buy the lady a drink" so after 4 rounds for each of and a girl each you're at $1k
3) Low mileage upscale club vip - At some clubs it could cost you $5-600 to buy the bachelor a no extras vip. Add in 1-2 air dances each for the other 8 guys and you've hit your $1k again.
These are just some of the reasons why I prefer to club solo and in dive to mid level clubs. I can go in, get a 30 min vip with bj to warm up, spend an hour or two stage tipping, finish with a 60 vip with fs and spend way less than $1k.
Renting table and paying for dances is for chumps.
$1K would be a non-brilliant amount to blow if you club weekly, even if you really do gross $500K+. I suppose you could arrange your life to devote $52K exclusively to clubbing but if you take the hobby that seriously you should probably find ways to stretch that $52K.
However, $1K isn't that much for an occasional event like a bachelor party. Indeed, if the guy had fun with his cousin and friends $1K is hardly excessive. More power to him if he enjoyed himself!
Also, a bachelor party probably isn't the time for LDKing or balls to the wall craziness. Just some hanging with your friends and watching pretty girls. If that costs so be it! Fun > $$$