Loading...

Top or bottom

Avatar for JohnSmith69
JohnSmith69layin low but staying high

You are at your fav club. Everything is the same as usual except one thing. Tonight only the girls on stage will only take off their top or bottoms but not both. All girls take off the same thing but not both.

The strip club gods have ordained you to decide. Which is it? Will your club tonight be topless or bottomless.

I will answer later.

Comments

last comment
Avatar for ppwh
ppwh

Bottomless

Avatar for JohnTitor
JohnTitor

Get refund and go to different club, then leave a shitty review later.

Avatar for GoVikings
GoVikings

i'd go topless, and it really wasn't that tough of a decision for me

as crazy as might sound, LOOKING at pussy doesn't do much for me...which is why nude clubs aren't a big deal to me

Avatar for ppwh
ppwh

I think that would be kind of cool walking in if they asked me to decide for the whole club that night whether the dancers were all topless or bottomless, though. That alone merits a positive review from me! With the tit men leaving in a huff, I would be left looking at all the sweet, sweet pussy (and maybe a couple of sour ones)

If I were a rapper, I would try to work something like this into the intro of my rap video.

Avatar for chessmaster
chessmaster

Topless. Unless all the dancers have small tits.

Avatar for Warrior15
Warrior15

The girls in the club can go topless. Then I can go bottomless in the VIP room.

Avatar for JohnSmith69
JohnSmith69

I vote bottoms. I love the sight of a cute woman with a shirt on and no bottoms.

Avatar for ppwh
ppwh

^ high five!!

Avatar for Uprightcitizen
Uprightcitizen

Aha I have a different answer. It depends on where the talent I expect that night. Hot booties and light topside go bottomless, great boobs and just ok booties go topless. Either way in VIP we will take care of the rest of that dilemma.

Avatar for MrDeuce
MrDeuce

I can do no better than to quote GoV in full:

"i'd go topless, and it really wasn't that tough of a decision for me

as crazy as might sound, LOOKING at pussy doesn't do much for me...which is why nude clubs aren't a big deal to me"

Increasingly I'm finding that I can see them topless ITC and then as naked as I want 'em OTC.

Avatar for shadowcat
shadowcat

How about a 3rd choice. Nude with a paper bag over their heads. :)

Avatar for Subraman
Subraman

Bottomless, all day every day, son!

lol, I felt like a tool just typing that :) Anyway, I remember back watching Harold and Kumar Escape from Guantanamo Bay, and I loved the bottomless party. Shortly after, a stripper I was OTC with was walking around the hotel room with her top on but not her bottoms ... sproing-oing-oing! It isn't just that I enjoy looking at stripper ass and pussy ... it's that, to channel ppwh in a prior thread, with her top covered, she somehow seems extra naked with her bottoms off. It's just this unexpected look -- usually if a woman has one thing off, it's her top -- that I dig

Avatar for LecherousMonk
LecherousMonk

I'm a tit man, all day. My modus operandi is to find the girl with biggest natural tits who isn't old, fat, or otherwise deficient and get as many dances as I can afford (2).

Avatar for GoVikings
GoVikings

Bottomless pictures are harder to find. Anyone have a link to some?

Avatar for ppwh
ppwh

usually if a woman has one thing off, it's her top

I was thinking that, too. If my favorite club that month is topless, I have already seen each dancer's boobage. Seeing them all rock out with their twats out all over the course of an hour or two would be hot just because there had been maybe three weeks of build-up!

Avatar for georgmicrodong
georgmicrodong

Bottomless. For most of the reasons Subraman put forth. It’s “naughtier”.

Avatar for Subraman
Subraman

-->"Bottomless pictures are harder to find. Anyone have a link to some?"

WTF? Not a Harold and Kumar fan? Here ya go!

www.youtube.com

Avatar for flagooner
flagooner

All the clubs near me are topless, so bottomless for variety.

Avatar for Subraman
Subraman

^^^ sorry, I should have put a trigger warning on that video, for all you chubby chasers (sorry, "thick" woman lovers)

Avatar for twentyfive
twentyfive

@JS69 I like that too especially, if it’s my button down business type shirt I find that super sexy.

Avatar for lapdance1400
lapdance1400

Topless definitely. A really easy choice for me, even cleavage for me is very much appealing, so certainly Topless.

Avatar for ATACdawg
ATACdawg

There's just something about a pretty pussy peeking out from under a very thin tank top.....

Bottomless!

Avatar for theDirkDiggler
theDirkDiggler

If we're just talking about the stage, bottomless everyday of the week and twice on Sundays. Topless is so boring and i don't even leave my seat for that. Bottomless gets my tip dollars. If were talking about dances and more, still bottomless. You can have sex with a bottomless girl (at least moved out of the way). It's still kind of lame if you don't have access to the top, kind of like all those sex scenes where the girl still keeps the bra on. There's just another level (base) when the bottoms come off. Kind of like skipping first, second and third and going straight to home instead of just getting stranded on first or second.

Avatar for Cashman1234
Cashman1234

In my area - the clubs (serving alcohol) are bikini only - so either way this will be an improvement. Pussy is what I love - so I’d love to see bottomless dancers!

Want to add a comment?