You are at your fav club. Everything is the same as usual except one thing. Tonight only the girls on stage will only take off their top or bottoms but not both. All girls take off the same thing but not both.
The strip club gods have ordained you to decide. Which is it? Will your club tonight be topless or bottomless.
I will answer later.
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Get refund and go to different club, then leave a shitty review later.
i'd go topless, and it really wasn't that tough of a decision for me
as crazy as might sound, LOOKING at pussy doesn't do much for me...which is why nude clubs aren't a big deal to me
I think that would be kind of cool walking in if they asked me to decide for the whole club that night whether the dancers were all topless or bottomless, though. That alone merits a positive review from me! With the tit men leaving in a huff, I would be left looking at all the sweet, sweet pussy (and maybe a couple of sour ones)
If I were a rapper, I would try to work something like this into the intro of my rap video.
Topless. Unless all the dancers have small tits.
The girls in the club can go topless. Then I can go bottomless in the VIP room.
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I vote bottoms. I love the sight of a cute woman with a shirt on and no bottoms.
^ high five!!
Aha I have a different answer. It depends on where the talent I expect that night. Hot booties and light topside go bottomless, great boobs and just ok booties go topless. Either way in VIP we will take care of the rest of that dilemma.
I can do no better than to quote GoV in full:
"i'd go topless, and it really wasn't that tough of a decision for me
as crazy as might sound, LOOKING at pussy doesn't do much for me...which is why nude clubs aren't a big deal to me"
Increasingly I'm finding that I can see them topless ITC and then as naked as I want 'em OTC.
How about a 3rd choice. Nude with a paper bag over their heads. :)
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Bottomless, all day every day, son!
lol, I felt like a tool just typing that :) Anyway, I remember back watching Harold and Kumar Escape from Guantanamo Bay, and I loved the bottomless party. Shortly after, a stripper I was OTC with was walking around the hotel room with her top on but not her bottoms ... sproing-oing-oing! It isn't just that I enjoy looking at stripper ass and pussy ... it's that, to channel ppwh in a prior thread, with her top covered, she somehow seems extra naked with her bottoms off. It's just this unexpected look -- usually if a woman has one thing off, it's her top -- that I dig
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bottomless!
I'm a tit man, all day. My modus operandi is to find the girl with biggest natural tits who isn't old, fat, or otherwise deficient and get as many dances as I can afford (2).
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Bottomless pictures are harder to find. Anyone have a link to some?
I was thinking that, too. If my favorite club that month is topless, I have already seen each dancer's boobage. Seeing them all rock out with their twats out all over the course of an hour or two would be hot just because there had been maybe three weeks of build-up!
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Bottomless. For most of the reasons Subraman put forth. It’s “naughtier”.
-->"Bottomless pictures are harder to find. Anyone have a link to some?"
WTF? Not a Harold and Kumar fan? Here ya go!
All the clubs near me are topless, so bottomless for variety.
^^^ sorry, I should have put a trigger warning on that video, for all you chubby chasers (sorry, "thick" woman lovers)
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@JS69 I like that too especially, if it’s my button down business type shirt I find that super sexy.
Topless definitely. A really easy choice for me, even cleavage for me is very much appealing, so certainly Topless.
There's just something about a pretty pussy peeking out from under a very thin tank top.....
Bottomless!
If we're just talking about the stage, bottomless everyday of the week and twice on Sundays. Topless is so boring and i don't even leave my seat for that. Bottomless gets my tip dollars. If were talking about dances and more, still bottomless. You can have sex with a bottomless girl (at least moved out of the way). It's still kind of lame if you don't have access to the top, kind of like all those sex scenes where the girl still keeps the bra on. There's just another level (base) when the bottoms come off. Kind of like skipping first, second and third and going straight to home instead of just getting stranded on first or second.
In my area - the clubs (serving alcohol) are bikini only - so either way this will be an improvement. Pussy is what I love - so I’d love to see bottomless dancers!
It seems, if one does NOT prefer tops off, you might be gay!
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