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What Is Santa Bringing You?

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shailynnThey never tell you what you need to know.

Is there something about when you reach a certain age nothing for Christmas is cool anymore?

I still have most of the electronics purchased for me last year at Christmas sitting in their boxes (Ring doorbell, Alexa, Bluetooth Doorlock).

I think the only electronic I don’t have would be a drone, and no thanks, I’d fly it into a tree within minutes of leaving the ground.

I must be getting old if I asked for a new steam mop and one of those Insta Pots. Probably just go buy some new iPhones, which to me are the same as my current one unless is can somehow drive my car for me.

What do you want, other than some used strippers g-strings?

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GoVikings

want Vikings to get number 1 seed in the NFC

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Dominic77

Hot rod stuff, mechanic's stuff. Nothing expensive. That's been my rekindled hobby even thought it's cold as balls working out in the driveway.

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Cashman1234

I asked Santa for a whore with that new whore smell and shine! He told me that she wouldn’t live through the trip from the North Pole. I asked him if that would be a problem....

Poor taste - Yes!

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Cashman1234

I’d like to get a home theater system - just the sound bar and speakers - to add to my new TV. Hopefully Santa won’t hold my last joke against me!

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vincemichaels

A fleet of B-1 bombers with assorted nukes. :)

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K

Some penicillin .

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Eve

If I could get the rest of my student loans wiped, that would be great.

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jackslash

I would like some respect.

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shailynn

Penicillin and respect - those are great gifts!!!!

Cashman - take your wife to Sams Club and show her some of those Bose Sound Bar/System set ups. If you don’t have a wife take your mom and show her!

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joc13

My wife to actually take the three day trip to see her family that she is planning, so I can spend 2 days, 2 nights with my SA girl and go to Follies meetup.

An affordable source for some VitaminV would be nice, too, or even somewhere where I could score a small supply to try it out.

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JohnSmith69

Marijuana makes the perfect Christmas gift.

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vincemichaels

No joke, faker. You are one of the targets of the nukes.

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wildbourbon

I haven't been excited about Christmas since I was 18 and moved out of my parents house. Ever since becoming responsible for my own living if I want something, I buy it, rather than wait for some day later in the year. This habit takes the excitement out of Christmas because I already have everything I want.

That being said, I did order Destiny 2 because my brother wants to play through the campaign online with me.

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Bj99

I don’t treat myself much, so I love gifts. I like to get gourmet coffee, and syrups, lush bath stuff, perfume, cashmere scarfs/sweaters, gift cards for pizza and take out, WINE, liquors, and good rhinestone jewelry that I can wear at work. I love Christmas, and buying gifts. My issue of trying to buy for ppl I really don’t know that well, or who don’t want anything. My son never wants anything and I struggle to find stuff for family members to get him.

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shailynn

^^^ how old is your son? I may be able to help because I have to buy all the crap for my nephew that comes from my mom (he’s her only grandson).

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ime

New Huffy Bike and gift certificate to Mamisan's

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Cashman1234

@shailynn - thanks for the suggestion. I’ll take my mom to Walmart. I’m sure it will be an eye opening experience!

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shailynn

^^^^ no no no!!!! not WalMart, go to Sams or Costco, you need Bose or Sonos, not the $50 Magnavox soundbar Wally World sells!

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day_trader

I'm looking to set up an otc or two, either with a stripper or someone from SA. Also wouldn't mind hitting up the casino for an evening.

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Estafador

I want a full pot and pan set made of steel with a copper core....oh and a Nissan gtr. Nothing special really.

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rh48hr

What I want? A larger salary, a hot FWB stripper or civi(I'm not picky) and a
Steelers seventh Super Bowl win.

What will I get? I'm expecting a lump of coal. Lol

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Bj99

He’s a teenager. :P I’ve been having him text me pics of the stuff me wants, and I spread them around as needed. I’m getting him an elite x box controller and prolly some guy version of furry boots for around the house and weekends.

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Bj99

I bought my boyfriend Neumel uggs last year, and he really loves them. He even wore them to work a lot, since he has a desk job. They look like normal men’s short boots. Guys also usually like scotch, good truffles, craft beef jerky, gift cards for jimmy johns. I want an instant pot too tho lol.

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warhawks

Peace on Earth and goodwill towards all people.

I’m asking Santa to put Trump, Putin and Kim Jun Un on a rocket to Mars...

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flagooner

Craft beef jerky, mmmmmm.

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vincemichaels

Warhawks, that rocket is equipped with an automatic selfdestruct feature, rightv??

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