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Epileptic lap dance

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Doces300You can run but you will only die tired

Have you ever gotten a lap dance that felt like the girl was having a seizure in you lap. I recently got a lap dance, that seriously felt like she was having a seizure. She positioned herself in my lap and then just spasmodicly twitched against my crotch. It was one of the most unerotic experiences I have ever had. In fact it was all I could do to keep from busting out laughing at her. When she turned around and saw me smiling I seriously think she thought I liked it.

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Cashman1234

This discussion reminds me of one posted by LDK around 10/14/17 “her dance was retarded” - or something that sounded like that.

If that happens with me - I will try to finish the dance - and pay her - and say Thank You - and move on. Hopefully my erection will recover enough so I can enjoy the next dancer I find.

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chessmaster

Some dancers are so bad rhytmically and so ungraceful it can be that be that bad that you wonder why they chose said job. Others move so effortlessly and gracefully they are naturals. But most fall somewhere in between just being competent enough.

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mark94

There’s a dancer at my main club who dances like this. She is aggressive and talks fast. I assume that drugs have something to do with this. Too bad, because she is really hot looking.

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JuiceBox69

If she goes fast enough it could feel good from the vibrating LMFAO

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sinclair

I have never had one have a seizure, but I have had a dancer with Tourette syndrome have an outburst while lap dancing for me. I have also met a dancer who I believed was schizophrenic or had split personality disorder. I was okay with the Tourette dancer, but the schizophrenic stripper spooked me. I understand how both ended up dancing. There are few legit jobs that would have probably employed them.

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rane1234

I see many guys getting a one move dry hump, i laugh in my head at the disgust on their face.

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BruiserKC

Went to a club and saw this new dancer...decent looking and took her for a spin. She was all over the place just going completely crazy with her dance. I said to her, "If I can give you one piece of advice, it is OK to slow down. I am much more of a fan of a slower, more sensual dance rather than jumping around like a fart on a skillet."

Couple of months later, ran into her again. Took her to the back for a dance, and it was much better. Much slower, more eye contact (I know ladies will close their eyes but I tell them I like to look into their eyes), and she actually said to me, "I was a little ticked off, but when another dancer said you were right I took your advice to heart."

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Cashman1234

That’s what I’d expect @BruiserKC. You were actually helping her out - but she didn’t realize it until she heard it from another dancer.

It’s interesting how dancers don’t take our advice - even though we are customers who usually have quite a bit of experience.

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BruiserKC

@Cashman1234...story of my life, lol. Like to think that the ladies would realize once in a while we know what are talking about.

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Papi_Chulo

Many young people are not mature enough to no take advice as criticism (also happens to not so young people :))

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Papi_Chulo

It can often be nervous-energy from inexperienced dancers (particularly with young dancers) - and sometimes it's drugs

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Papi_Chulo

Some dancers will move there butts on your crotch at 10,000 RPMs to where you can't even cop a feel of their ass

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4got2wipe

Epileptic lap dance = not brilliant!

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