BruiserKC

@vincemichels...Relax, moniker is after my favorite pro wrestler Dick The Bruiser. Thanks for your service. @rickdugan...that makes sense. I just do small talk with the ladies and staff. They don’t need to know everything about me as I am not their friend nor do I intend to be. It’s strictly a business transaction between customer and dancer and that’s it. So I tell them enough to have interesting conversation but nothing else.

@MrDeuce...Larry the Cable Guy does that joke in his routines as well, lol. "This is fake money!" "Well, those are fake tits!"

Be thankful he didn't have a roll of quarters wanting to make it hail. Strippers tend to not like that.

I don’t need a dancer to break down her thoughts on NAFTA but she needs to be able to hold a conversation. One time I talked to a dancer and we started talking about blackjack and card counting techniques. It was actually an interesting conversation.

Fire Woman by The Cult