How do I convince strippers i'm not an undercover cop?
TomJones2
Illinois
I look pretty innocent compared to many customers so most of strippers I've met think I work for law enforcement which I think reduces my mileage quite a bit. Any suggestions? Showing my business card isn't an option and I know some strippers still don't believe me when I swear I'm not a cop. Thanks!
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In strip clubs, front room makeout sessions.
SJG
IMO, in strip-clubs the person most-responsible for making sure one has a good time is not the dancer, or any other staff; it is the custy himself.
Seems too-many SCers get sub-optimal visits b/c they just sit there like logs and let the dancer do or not do as they please.
A custy is the one paying so he should get the type of dance he desires, not the type the dancer desires (within reason).
Be more proactive and do what you like withing the club's rules - i.e. if touching is not allowed in the club then your'e SOL, but if touching is allowed then touch-away and ask her to do the things you like since you are the paying custy; if she says no then stop spending/wasting your $$$ on that type of dancer - if all dancers are doing this to you then I would think it's more a you problem than them - if it's just a few then tell them what you expect in a dance and if they don't get w/ the program then don't spend on them.
Dancers will often use all kinds of deceptions/excuses to try to get as much $$$ as possible while doing the least; especially if a custy looks like the easily-manipulated type that often has a "deer in the headlights" look in the club - BE MORE ASSERTIVE vs just accepting what the dancers will do or not do (again within the club's rules).
Not fat? Have you actually seen cops? Some of the fattest men on the planet.
That's interesting. I didn't know that was the law. What if you live near the border of one state but work for a police force in another state? Or what if you're a cop who is really deep cover or part of some kind of multi-state task force? Maybe pretending to be an out-of-town businessman is part of the act.
"Another option is to tell dancers that a cop is not legally allowed to lie and deny that they are a police officer. That's not true but many dancers don't know that."
Yes, isn't it amazing how widespread this belief has become? It's some kind of urban legend or old wives tale that sex-workers tell each other. Does anyone know how this myth got started?
You grab her by the pussy
Only time and them growing comfortable with you will they assume you're not a cop. I doubt most of them may think that of me, but I did have one outright ask me at the 19th hour as we were walking up to the room for our first OTC, "Are you a cop?". I found it weird that she'd even ask because to me it's too easy for me to say yes or no even if I was a cop. So, in my opinion if she's brave she'll just outright ask and accept your answer, granted she feels she knows you some.
Solution? Get someone else. Either grab the house mom or some other dancer by the pussy. Someone older will likely have more experience and better intuition. The. Once you have been VETTED you should be good to go with the young space cadets.
It's a known fact that cops can't do drugs. It's on the same rule page as cop must aways say he's a cop she asked.
If nothing the white courage will impair her judgement.
Maybe a good thing to say is “I’m not a cop. What makes you think I am a cop?”
It’s not white courage - it’s sugar from a powdered donut...
DJ: Porsche, your regular is here, go meet him at the table in the corner
Me: 10-4, Radio
Me: I would like to commit an act of furtherance, and thereafter engage in an act of lewd and lascivious conduct
Stripper: I don't do that
Me: You are free to go
Me: I am 10-98!!!
Stripper: You came in my hair
Me: Time for shift change, see you next week!
Stop acting like a cop?