What criteria do you have for a good club outing?

Cashman1234
He/Him - He’s a filthy pig. That’s him in VIP with another whore.
Do you have any criteria that you use to determine if you had a good trip to a club? I’m guessing that for some PL’s it’s to LDK, others it’s FS in VIP?

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Cashman1234
7 years ago
My criteria is getting FS in the LD room. If not FS - then a BBBJ will work well. I want to enjoy myself - have a few (good tasting) beers - and not get into any trouble.
wallanon
7 years ago
To have it be interesting.
san_jose_guy
7 years ago
Cashman, does front room friendliness, like a makeout session, factor in to how you see the whole experience?

SJG
Cashman1234
7 years ago
In my criteria, a front room make out session is unlikely. I don’t usually spend that much time in a club, so making out and chatting aren’t components of my criteria. I’d say that most clubs I visit aren’t open to front room chatting and kissing.
Huntsman
7 years ago
I come from the Land of 10,000 Social No-nos so our clubs here are really tame. But there is a range that can be expected even around here. I adjust my expectations to the best I think a club can offer. I'm not into the LDK but that can certainly be had in my area with the right stripper. About half the clubs have no good privacy and probably not good two way contact. I look for a good beer or whiskey and some good eye candy when I'm those places. The other half of our clubs have some privacy and I look to find the most adventuresome strippers there and go for good two way contact and possibly a HJ. If I want to fuck, going to a Minny strip club is like fishing in a bathtub. But OTC and escorts are as plentiful here as anywhere else I think.
Doces300
7 years ago
I have a place I can get FS in VIP anytime I go and when I want that I go there. My CF works in a clean no extras club, I still visit her there because I have a good time with her no matter where we are. But I enjoy going to new places I have not been before. Especially clubs that have no recent reviews on this site, hoping to find a lost gem. Going to do some of that this weekend. So far I have not gotten stabbed, beaten or robbed.
san_jose_guy
7 years ago
^^^^^^ If you want to get a civilian style encounter with the girl, chatting and kissing go a long way towards guaranteeing that. You want to get her opened up to you before there is any talk of booths or back rooms.

If some clubs really stop that, when all manner of things go on in the backrooms, then that club is a clip joint.

In the most competitive dives, girls to what it takes to make it happen, so front room kissing is common, and even standard. From all that is written, it is just about universal in extreme places.

In San Francisco, pre-Deja Vu, old style lap dancing, DFKing was common, but not standard.

SJG
GoVikings
7 years ago
Sit and drink with my CF for a long time and then go to the VIP and get dances and sometimes more than just dances ;-)
GoVikings
7 years ago
Subraman style

I learned from the best!!!
san_jose_guy
7 years ago
Subraman is a good guy, not one of the chumps whom Deja Vu takes money off of.

SJG
shanny72
7 years ago
Get a nut. Doesnt matter how
san_jose_guy
7 years ago
^^^^^^ Shanny, why would one want to interact with beautiful young women in such a way?

SJG
Subraman
7 years ago
-->"Subraman style
I learned from the best!!!"

LOL! I'm but a humble beachcomber on the crystalline shores of stripper vulva

I have had many ways to gauge success, but now I have a simple 0-3 scale, which maps to how many knuckles deep I got my index finger into her asshole. I have had a string of 0s recently, very upsetting.

san_jose_guy
7 years ago
^^^^^^

Subraman!

Subraman!

Subraman!

SJG
san_jose_guy
7 years ago
Subraman figures out how to make good happen, even when in a Deja Vu controlled environment.

SJG
skibum609
7 years ago
Yesterday afternoon I drank from 1 - 5 pm; smoked some weed and hash; went to 3 clubs; ended it with bbbjcim from a dancer that I had wanted dances from for 3 years, but until yesterday always got the cold shoulder. No negotiations at all and the bj came after daty. Good day imo.
shailynn
7 years ago
I set my standards low. I just want some hot lapdances that make me horny. Anything above that is a bonus.
larryfisherman
7 years ago
I'm more of a OTC guy nowadays, so in the club I'm just looking for hot girls.
houjack
7 years ago
Jizz in my pants.
Subraman
7 years ago
Thank you SJG, I am promoting you to assistant to the vice president of marketing for my fan club :) :)
s275ironman
7 years ago
It depends what I am in the mood for. If I am horny and really want to get laid, I have plenty of options close by where I can get FS in the VIP.

If I just want to relax and stare at some nice eye candy, I have a CF who works at a non-extras club, but she does give me some, good high-mileage two-way contact dances.
flagooner
7 years ago
I look for a fun girl who makes me feel good. I almost always have fun, and often get icing on the cake
Papi_Chulo
7 years ago
I like variety and like ebony-dancers - thus for me a club w/ a good # of ebony-dancers, many of which are thick-and-curvy; and give good 2-way-contact lap-dances and at at an economical-rate (under $20) so I can get multiple-dances w/ multiple-dancers.
lick-that
7 years ago
I second what Larry and Papi said. Reasonable rates, and I use the club to scout OTC. Not that big on the uncomfortable unsanitary clock-watching ITC. I take a while too so that doesn't really work for me. Kudos to you LDK guys...
jackslash
7 years ago
I want to ogle hot babes, drink until I'm buzzed, and then finish with BBBJ and CFS. Here in Detroit I can do that in every outing.
Call.Me.Ishmael
7 years ago
Much like pornography, I know it when I see it.
rickdugan
7 years ago
If I had fun, whatever form that takes. Sure my general preference is for an OTC or ITC finish, but I've also met some girls over the years who made the chase even more fun than the catch. A relaxed party vibe with engaging girls goes a long way.
Htxx
7 years ago
Get off at least once...
theDirkDiggler
7 years ago
My criteria is to have fun, sexy, heavy contact/mileage dances with the hottest dancers i can swing. If GFE is included, it's even better.
TFP
7 years ago
A good visit for me entails a club with a good number of hot looking women. I like to spend a couple hours in the club minimum and I'm not gonna be getting dancers for 2 hours straight. So while I'm just chilling having a drink or whatever I love to see
TFP
7 years ago
Crap.... accidentally hit post.

I love to see a lot of beautiful women and making a mental note of all the strippers I'd like to get dances from. High contact dances with most of these dancers, where I get to grab ass and boobs a lot, and feeding from most. Then finally making a choice out
TFP
7 years ago
of all those dancers of which one I'm gonna take to VIP. In that VIP it depends on the club. If it's an extras club a perfect finish is either cumming on her tits or on her ass. If it's non extras then an LDK with about 4 minutes left on the VIP time is a perfect finish.

Sorry for the multiple posts. I kept trying to move the cursor and hitting post comment on accident.
san_jose_guy
7 years ago
Subraman, I'm happy to accept that appointment, and I suggest that my salary be set at $1 per year.

TFP, Front room makeout session. The one who goes for that, is the one you want to be doing VIP and OTC with. Start in the club, then take her home with you to continue, then keep on seeing her regularly.

Don't take her into the back room to see how good she is, take her to the back room because she is already good.

SJG

testing new proxy server, though not really for TUSCL.

https://hide.me/en/proxy

works on Google and another site.

Try it now on TUSCL

Doesn't work right on TUSCL / Mozilla. The new TUSCL has got too much dynamic client side going on. Fails on format, fails on the date of post - last post selection
Papi_Chulo
7 years ago
If I leave the club feeling like it was money well *spent* vs money *wasted*
san_jose_guy
7 years ago
http://proxy.tokyo/

Above does not work on TUSCL, again the same problems, but it comes close.

It also has its own problems. But it does seem to work on another message board.

SJG
san_jose_guy
7 years ago
^^^^^^ Oops, intended for another thread:

https://www.tuscl.net/?page=post&id=4022…

Dominic77
7 years ago
A little drinking, some sexy flirting, some dancing (stage or lap) is what's good for me. Then I come back home is a better mood. My wife calls them my "stripper dates," lol!
san_jose_guy
7 years ago
^^^^^^

1. Imbibe the sexual aesthetic, the openness, the dolled up hotties. Then recreate it in your outside life.

2. For those who want it, some sort of outside relationship with women who dance in strip clubs.

BUT NOT AS A FORM OF REGULAR SEXUAL GRATIFICATION! And especially not LDKing!

Dominic77's approach, and his honest, are commendable.

SJG
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