Do you prefer Gentlemen's Clubs or less classy clubs?
Cashman1234
He/Him - He’s a filthy pig. That’s him in VIP with another whore.
Some of the recent discussions about fellow mongers have me wondering if folks enjoy the nicer Gentlemen's type of club or if you prefer a dirtier (less upscale) type of club?
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SJG
A dive bar has the feel of a strip joint. It's usually small, a bit cramped at times. The drinks are reasonable, the crowd is low key, the neighborhood can be sketchy. The staff is generally friendly. The dancers don't always rate above 6-7. But extras can be found.
Plus, I present myself better in those clubs in comparison to the rest of the clientele.
Plus, I present myself better in those clubs in comparison to the rest of the clientele ..."
So you are not able to be pretentious in the upscale clubs thus you take the opportunity to be pretentious in the low-scale clubs - jeez, this guy
My preference is mid-tier clubs that lean more towards the upscale end of the spectrum. I find these clubs often have the best features of both upscale gentlemen's clubs and low-end dives.
FWIW, the "diviest" places i've ever tried (Lamp Liter in Ottawa, IL and Jimmy's in Chicago Heights, IL) weren't that much cheaper in terms of having fun nor were true extras readily available. Lamp Liter had freaking topless dances with low contact (no titty or kitty) for $20 and Jimmy's had 3 minute dances for $20-$30, topless or nude but full contact. The most upscale clubs in the area (Atlantis in Ford Heights, IL, Ocean in Bedford Park, IL, PoleKatz in Bridgeview, IL and the Admiral in Chicago) had similarly priced dances with roughly similar contact. Atlantis and PoleKatz were full contact or near full contact respectively with nearly full length songs for $30 a nude dance, but PoleKatz had topless dances for $20 and value/discount options during certain times and days of the week. Ocean and Admiral were probably closer to the Lamp Liter in contact level although there was considerable variation between girls at those clubs although in general Admiral had the lowest mileage. Admiral had $10 nude floor air dances and $25 limited contact "private" dances although you had to purchase at least 3. There was no comparison in physical talent level, (particularly at the high end or the clubs' A-team) between the Admiral, Atlantis and PoleKatz over Lamp Liter and to a lesser degree Jimmy's. Strangely, Ocean didn't have great talent on average and only slightly better overall than Jimmy's on average, but i've only been to either club about a handful of times (more at Jimmy's with maybe a couple fingers for Ocean).
Guess which of those clubs i vastly preferred? I seriously don't know why anyone would pick those two lower quality, over priced clubs over the better ones i mentioned outside the facts that all four of them basically required valet and two of them had high cover, although only one of them (Admiral) had consistently high cover (all day, every day). To be fair, i'm not much of a drinker at all, so i was drinking less than $10 at any of those places. I would be very upset if i somehow spent over $500 at the two "dives", while it would depend on how and on whom the money was spent at the other places. Let's just say for my situation and location, it's an absolute no brainer.
It's like going to a diner (not fast food mind you) or low chain restaurant where the menu just seems limited and low quality and you might not find something you like but it still costs you about $20 to eat there factoring entree (or whatever the lower level places call them), drinks (and not necessarily alcohol), appetizers, tax and tip. Those cheap chains often don't have great portions either. Or you can go to a more fine dining establishment (which could still be a chain), but not ridiculously high end (for the purpose of this analogy/comparison), and spend about $30 to eat there (and you were more easily able to find something that interested you) and get better service and quality to boot.
When I find one, I'll let you know.
My usual preference is in the 3-6 range.
There you get the climbers working their way out of the dives, or girls getting themselves in shape to go back to the more selective clubs. You also get the ones who were good enough for the top clubs but got fired, suspended, or whatever...many times for the very things I appreciate in a stripper. Even better, you sometimes find ones that don't realize they could be dancing in a better club and haven't been TUSCLer'd yet.
I'm ok with dives, but am far enough along where the vibe isn't the same as it used to be. I'll still show up to check the place out, but it's usually a quick visit.
I will say though many of the middle of the road clubs and slightly dive type clubs are more fun than the full of themselves high end clubs.
Hustler Club in Manhattan and Washington Park IL are examples of a high end clubs that are only as fun as the money you spend and it is never enough no matter how much you spend there is always another tip or fee.
I go clubbing to relax, see nekkid girls, get a dance or 5, maybe a drink and maybe do a private room, I don't club to be pummeled with demands for tips for nothing.
:)
SJG
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