On a recent club visit, I was taking a dancer back for some dances and she asks me "Would you like to start with 1 for $20 or 5 for $100?" I told her, "Let's start with 1 for $20".
If anyone takes the 5 for $100 offer, it is probably because they failed all their math classes when they were younger.
What are some other lame attempts dancers have used to try and upsell?
I'm surprised it wasn't 5 for $120, knowing strip club math
I'd tell her "I'll take the 5-for-$20
In a two-way contact club:
dancer: "lap-dances are $20 but if you wanna touch they are $30"
me - "Bye"
I touched on this in the "Thrown Out Of The Club" thread- The dancer tells me that her table dances are twice as expensive as the club's stated rate, because she was "just better than the rest of these sorry bitches", and "the real thing." Hilarity, and an early end to my night's clubbing, ensued.
Had a dancer at Follies tell me that dances in the high top chairs against the wall were $20 and that the $10 dances were only good at the low tables. I told her that was bull shit and that I wouldn't pay it. Then she tried to tell me she was just kidding. I wasn't kidding when I told her NO.
One for $20 or five for $100. That's some brilliant saleswomanship!
You should have tried to compromise on three for $60. I bit that would have blown her mind! ;)
Oops. I bet...
Once a dancer told me she gave the best BJ's for $300. I passed.
I don't attribute to malice that which can more easily be blamed on ignorance or stupidity.
Meaning, she might have actually thought she was offering you a deal.
"The more expensive room has cameras, too, but there is a longer couch and a TV, and that makes me horny!"
Of course, at some clubs, there is actually some truth to the room being better than the LD area, like when the room has a puffy couch while the other has a shitty bench or chair without much cushion or depth, so it hurts their knees when they're facing forward or the long-legged ones have their knees hit the back wall and can't get into a good grind position. Not in that case, though.
Buying dances is a chump's game.
Engage with your girl in the front room, get to know her, feed her money, and get a makeout session going. Save booths and backrooms until it is time for your own pants to come down. And then after that, plan on taking her home with you to continue.
SJG
Church of Satan, some real hotties!
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Thanks to founder for this updated version and giving us back the old post box. How about again letting us see our own and others' lists of posts?
Agreed man, I wouldn't take the 5 for 100 unless I knew her and how good she was