LDK - what, why, and how.

Within this article I will attempt to explain what is a ldk, why you might want to ldk over other itc(inside the club) options, and finally a step by step walk thru of how to prep yourself for a ldk itc.

What is an ldk? It is an acronym for Lap Dance King colloquially used amongst mongers (i.e. persons who go to strip clubs frequently). What a ldk entails is the ejaculation brought on by frotteruism (rubbing of one's penis against another's body part[s]) WHILST wearing clothes.

Why a ldk?
A typical itc option costs 2-3x what it costs for the number of songs needed for a ldk, ime. Thus the first and foremost benefit of a ldk is its extreme value.
A second benefit to itc, is its (relative) cleanliness. If you set everything up correctly there won't be a mess to clean up and there won't be any embarrassing stains adorning your crotch whilst you try to make a hasty escape.

Ldk prep, prior to coming to the club:

1. Take care of your hygiene
2. choose an unlubricated condom (or invert a lubricated condom) and squirt a dollop of your favorite lube into it. Let the lube settle into the tip of the condom, the push it back to the opening (this will adequately lubricate the inside of the condom to allow it to stick to your dick ; this step is vitally important, otherwise the air within the condom will cause it to burst during ldk).
3. insert yourself into the condom fully, then pull it forward by a few centimeters so that the tip (now filled with lube) is dangling off with the excess lube filled into that vacant space.
4. Use a hair tie to wrap once around the base of your cock and again around your balls, to effectiely hold the lubricated condom from slipping off during the lapdances.

Ldk prep, in the club

1. the perfect dancer ass's should fit within your lap (as in bbls with excessive meat are subpar, ime). Ime dancers who're too fat/thick or are spinners won't be a good choice.
2. Voice exactly what you're looking for prior to starting any amount of dances. Most dancers won't have a problem with you coming correct and clean as long as they don't feel cheated by you getting off whilst they don't get paid appropriately.
3. instruct the dancer not to be too energetic in their movements or you may have the condom slip off. IME nut is secured in two to three songs assuming the above conditions are met. YMMV depending on a variety of factors but I've never had to spend more than $ to secure nut when following the guide.