Within this article I will attempt to explain what is a ldk, why you might want to ldk over other itc(inside the club) options, and finally a step by step walk thru of how to prep yourself for a ldk itc.
What is an ldk? It is an acronym for Lap Dance King colloquially used amongst mongers (i.e. persons who go to strip clubs frequently). What a ldk entails is the ejaculation brought on by frotteruism (rubbing of one's penis against another's body part[s]) WHILST wearing clothes.
Why a ldk?
A typical itc option costs 2-3x what it costs for the number of songs needed for a ldk, ime. Thus the first and foremost benefit of a ldk is its extreme value.
A second benefit to itc, is its (relative) cleanliness. If you set everything up correctly there won't be a mess to clean up and there won't be any embarrassing stains adorning your crotch whilst you try to make a hasty escape.
Ldk prep, prior to coming to the club:
- Take care of your hygiene
- choose an unlubricated condom (or invert a lubricated condom) and squirt a dollop of your favorite lube into it. Let the lube settle into the tip of the condom, the push it back to the opening (this will adequately lubricate the inside of the condom to allow it to stick to your dick ; this step is vitally important, otherwise the air within the condom will cause it to burst during ldk).
- insert yourself into the condom fully, then pull it forward by a few centimeters so that the tip (now filled with lube) is dangling off with the excess lube filled into that vacant space.
- Use a hair tie to wrap once around the base of your cock and again around your balls, to effectiely hold the lubricated condom from slipping off during the lapdances.
Ldk prep, in the club
- the perfect dancer ass's should fit within your lap (as in bbls with excessive meat are subpar, ime). Ime dancers who're too fat/thick or are spinners won't be a good choice.
- Voice exactly what you're looking for prior to starting any amount of dances. Most dancers won't have a problem with you coming correct and clean as long as they don't feel cheated by you getting off whilst they don't get paid appropriately.
- instruct the dancer not to be too energetic in their movements or you may have the condom slip off. IME nut is secured in two to three songs assuming the above conditions are met. YMMV depending on a variety of factors but I've never had to spend more than $ to secure nut when following the guide.
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You dont have to give an extra tip for it, unless you make a mess on the dancer somehow.
A 2-3x multiplier on the number of songs needed for ldk is ridiculous- at that point you would be better off just paying for a bj or full service or a HJ.
The value of an LDK comes from the fact that its cost is 15 minutes, or 20 or 30 minutes of lapdance time. If you have to pay 2-3x that amount, your basically paying full service rates
Are you saying put a condom on before you get a Lap dance? Presumably when you’re not hard. Way too weird and too much work for me. When I was younger I did blow a few unplanned loads in my pants during LDK and just dealt with it afterwards.
^ Yeah, not putting a condom on and certainly not tying it, prior to a dance. I'd rather use the lap dance pants, but that's a bad idea if the dancer is touchy feel with her hands.
Just deal with the small mess. It's a compliment to the dancer.
Ldk82 would not approve this message. He would try to get off in the first 30 seconds of song and try to pay for only 1/3 of the song.
Unfortunately he deleted his profile here some time ago because his is currently a US Senator.
Oh, and btw,,, this is not an article, it’s a discussion! And I agree with studme and sfrsox above. I’ll be damned if I’m wearing a condom for a ldk, ridiculous!
When you reach a certain ago, you realize that you only have a finite number of orgasms left. I'll be damned if I'm going to waste them blowing loads in my pants, if I can avoid it. It's going in a female bodily orifice come hell or high water
@Manuellabore I wonder if thinking every nut brings you closer to death is a leading cause of impotence.
Thats weird, you get a server error when you try to look at Jdo11's user profile. Maybe founder is punking us, and it's Jdo for joking, dick out.
@Jdo11 ape certainly has put a lot of thought into the practice of jizzing in his pants. Perhaps he should consider a PhD in jizzpantsology. Perhaps he could secure a professorship at Ball State University.
But this lion has a question for Professor Jdo11. How does your “invert a lubricated condom and add a dollop of additional lube” strategy work for us Feline Americans? It won’t work! My penile spines shred the frickin’ condom!
And this rick has a different question: why the fuck do you wanna jizz in your pants? Just get a frickin’ BJ. And “I wanna save money” is not an adequate answer because the sheer dorkiness of jizzing in you own pants makes it kinda sad…
ROAR!!!
While I never LDK'ed, I was the pre-cum king, leading to soak through on one occasion. Fortunately, it happened with a Cuban ex farm girl, who was chill about biohazards. After that, I started using those absorbent pads with adhesive strips.
I predict the OP will soon just be doing ball bondage at home, thus saving even more money.
No post-LDK cleanup instructions or detergent recommendations? 😂
There used to be a nude club in Northeast Philadelphia, where the girls would put a towel on your lap before doing a lap dance.
@OG12346 The dancers used to do that at The Rail in Toronto. But they said it was a rule to make sure there was no fucking. No mention of it being a splooge barrier.
@OG12346, about it? A nude Kylie Wilde at Daydreams humping her naked pussy on my thin couch dance pants until I blew back in the early 2000's. An unlubed (inside and outside) condom held in place with a thin rubber band kept everyone dry. And allowed for multiple pops after a quick cleanup and change. When Cheeks opened in 2005 I was finished with Daydreams.
@LuvMissKitty Kylie Wlde was amazing. Great pole work. Super cute little body. Gave great couch dances, but kept changing positions, just as I was almost there. This, of course, was before finding Playhouse and Cheeks, where it was a whole different ballgame.
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