How big is your dick?
larryfishermanCalifornia
I would love to tell ladies that I have a huge dick lol, but truthfully I don't know. I haven't measured myself, I think I'm going to measure myself today.
Do you guys measure your dick with a ruler? Or something else? Also is it when you're soft, or when you're at your hardest longest point?
Any of you brave souls want to tell us how big your dick is?
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last commentThis line of questioning really makes you a brave soul. It takes balls, literally to ask about such things.
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I have used a tape measure and a yardstick. I'm not saying the yardstick was necessary. LOL I honestly can't say my dick is huge, but I've never had any complaints about it being too small through the years with all my girlfriends. I have a feeling I'll be fucking a cute middle-aged civvie real soon. I'll ask her for her opinion, then. :)
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From recollection, I'd say it's about 6 inches long when erect. Shadowcat has watched me fucking a cute brunette, Gwen, at Columbia PP. Let's ask him. LMAO
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I've never measured myself. But many strippers have assured me that i'm huge compared to other PLs
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Johnsmith69, take that for what it's worth :)
All I know that is when I watch porn, the male pornstars dicks seem to be a lot bigger than mine.
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First you ask how to give a good BJ, and now you want to know about penis length???
I'd repeat my assertion that he is just a troll, but I think he put me on ignore a little while ago.
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Do you have an iPhone 6? Apparently some girls use it as the 'yard stick' these days, so to speak. Measure it against the longest side. If it's shorter than an iPhone 6, sorry, you have a small penis. I guess they're saying 5.5 inches is average.
ETA: Apparently you can get "fooba" liposuction where the doctor vacuums out of the fat from your "foopa" in order to make you dick appear longer. I overhead some guying talking about it a while ago in school -- a weird thing for 2 douchebags to be discussing. I don't know. I don't have that problem. I throw that out there in case that helps you. You never know.
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Dominic I do have a iPhone 6, I might just measure it with that lol!
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^lol
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Wrong question.
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Larry, I think you're supposed to measure it erect (which is handy and convenient since the iPhone 6 is essentially a pocket-sized "porn viewing" device, lol). Most flaccid (limp) penises are mostly the same size (2.5-3 inches long) but can be any size when fully erect. I think most are 5-7 inches erect. But the dancers probably know best, since they have probably seen way more erect penises that you or I ever will (I hope). I don't spend time greasing bouncers so I don't know.
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Michelangelo's nude sculpture of David supposedly has a relatively small penis. (I don't really know -- I don't check out other dudes' junk.)
But the reason the classic statues of the era had "small" penises is because small penises were associated with intelligence.
Makes sense
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"because small penises were associated with intelligence"
Well then...
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I've got a 12inch cock but I don't use it as a rule.
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I'm a brave soul. I used a 12 inch ruler a while ago, when I was curious. I didn't have a yard stick. I think it was 6.5 inches. Relieved to see that I was at least roughly average but also saddened same time that it was only average. :-/ Women tell me that girth is more important, which I apparently have (or they just say that to make me feel better), but I'm guessing on would need a flexible tape measures like the tailors' have. I have one at home but the wife would kill me if I used it to wrap around my penis (ew!). Not sure if anyone measures girth or what the average girth is. I'm no help there, sorry.
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Motorhead,
Women say that most flaccid penises are roughly the same length about 2.5 inches or so. And that flaccid length is no indication of erect length. That's just second hand info or they could have been bullshitting me. ??
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A pretty Latina at the Landing Strip in Austin assured me a while back, after a couple of lappers, that I had a nice big dick. I asked her if she would have any interest in putting it in her mouth in the VIP room, but she wasn't that kind of girl.
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The strippers at my favorite extras club take their iPads with them to the VIP room to measure me.
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All I can say is when I'm done fucking anyone, because I have chemical enhancements, I get a very positive response. My dick size isn't even a factor. To be able to literally fuck many times in a few hours is quite popular. I thank the pharmaceutical industry for this ability.
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LMAO
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is it bad when a stripper is giving me a BJ that she can lick my balls and not choke?
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^^^Lol
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It was big enough to gag your mom.
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It is a monster and responsible for numerous stripper pg.
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Any guy who says he has never measured his dick is a liar. The average size of a penis worldwide is 5.25 inches. On swinger websites the claimed average is 14". Your size while flaccid is not an indication of your size erect. My dick measures from the base right at the balls to Logan Airport in Boston at 35.45 miles.
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This kind of a thread, the longer it goes, the more ridiculous it will get.
SJG
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I measured it once a farily long time ago and it "fell short of expectations" so no need to revisit traumatizing experiences by measuring it again over time :)
But hey - at least it works very well and I do get rock-hard erections but yeah I don't see myself making the penis olympic team.
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san_jose_gay: "^^^^^^^^^^^^ OH MY! Brother Jackslash, do we really need comments such as that here dear brother? I would think not my brother. "
I'm sorry SJG. It was just a "yo momma" joke and was not aimed at your mom or anybody else's mom.
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Anybody got another yardstick can borrow? One doesn't seem to be enough! ;-)
Actually, I didn't waste my male hormones making a big dick. That's my story and I'm sticking to it!
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"... small penises were associated with intelligence ..."
I guess Juice must be hugeeee then
:)
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LMAO, now that was ACE, Papi !!
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I won't say my exact dimensions; but I'm just a hair smaller than this guy; and I mean just a hair:
milliondicks.com
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I did not need to see that. :)
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^ don't be so insecure moto
:)
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lol.
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I'm in the average range, but I've never had any complaints from sexual partners.
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There are actual entire internet communities devoted to measuring dicks. (Not that I know anything about the topic. I've only heard my less secure, homosexual body builder friends discuss it)
They throw put acronyms like
"BPEL" and "NBPEL"
WTF?
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yeah right moto - you don't know much about that (even though you are aware of acronyms and all)
;)
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Adam Carrolla explains how to properly measure your dick.
www.youtube.com
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Motorhead- you didn't need to click on the link :)
Skibum- I didn't think most people measured their dicks, maybe I'm out of the loop.
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I've listened to interviews with porno stars, who get fucked all the time by guys with giant dicks, but they all say that what matters is whether the guy has learned how to use it or not.
Also, some of the women say that TT Boy is too rough. They even talk about having bruised thighs. This is quoted in :
www.amazon.com
Okay, but because of that book, I've watched some of TT Boy's movie scenes, and to me he just looks very capable. I feel that I am as good at fucking hot looking women as he is. It has lots to do with feeling the energy flows and using varied rhythms and stroke depths. G-spot massaging, plus some deep strokes and letting air get out to create vacuum work well. It never should be jack hammering or otherwise unilateral. But on the other hand, when the girl is really ready for it, you should fuck her like you really mean it.
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Q. What do you call a stripper who likes small dicks?
A. Your ATF.
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:)
SJG
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GOD DAMN !!, Papi !!! That's frightening !! LOL
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^ what do you mean - you don't look like that?
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LOL jack - another good one :)
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That does it. I'm changing my moniker to ViennaSuasage. Oh, yeah. It's THAT big!
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The length of one's penis is inversely proportional to how much one makes it rain.
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I tried to measure it once, but I had trouble finding measuring tape that measured in parsecs.
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Objects in the mirror are closer than they appear.
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I once had a black dancer tell me that I was black where it counted. :)
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Well. Shit. I was baited.
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My dick looks like a baby arm holding an apple.
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LOL - never heard it put that way b/f but congrats
:)
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Big Lumber is one of my numerous nick-names
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I've been at work all day, I finally clocked out. Now I will have the chance to measure my dick with a iPhone 6 when I get home in 30 min or so. I know you all are anxiously awaiting the results!
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This is a funny thread. And as you'd expect, nobody has answered truthfully the question asked.
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I think VM, Dominic, and rh48hr answered it truthfully.
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I definitely should be named hugh_g_AVERAGE but I didn't think that name would have played as well on a forum back when I first got on here. The little guy is adequate but not necessarily Porn star material.
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Don't you mean AVERAGE_E_Rection?
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I answered truthfully. That's why I feel trolled and baited.
Here's what I think of you guys (except VM and rg48hr):
i255.photobucket.com
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The moment America has been waiting for....
I first measured it with a iPhone 6. My dick when erect was longer than the iPhone 6. That didn't tell me though how long my dick was, it just told me it was longer than a iPhone 6. I then found a ruler. When erect it was close to 8 inches.
Final verdict: 7.75 inches
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^Thank you.
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iPhone 7 will have a special built in dick measuring capability.
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this footage seems to be from the Temple, in D. W. Griffith's Intolerance
SJG
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When VM did Gwen. we had to tie a 2X4 across his ass to keep him from falling in. :)
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LOL
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SJG:
Yes, the dancers will hold out an iPhone 6 or iPhone 7 and say "You must be at least this big to ride."
See, I may not have the $$ like you guys . but .. mmm. yeah. lol. :)
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I still have that 2 x 4, shadowcat. I look at it fondly from time to time. :)
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Average size is like 5.5 or something. And the size when your soft has nothing to do with the size when it's hard. Personally size doesn't matter to me it's how the guy uses it. I've been with a guy with a giant duck before and it wasn't all that. My current guy I'd say guessing he's maybe slightly bigger than average but nothing special in size, however he can use it better than any other guy I've been with ;)
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I'll bet it has a special place on your fireplace mantel. :)
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"it's how the guy uses it"
+100
You big dick motherfuckers can tear up a pussy (not in a good way) if you pound too hard and fast and not know what the fuck you're doing.
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a giant duck, now that is some kinky shit
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"size doesn't matter to me it's how the guy uses it."
See, that's what the porn stars keep saying in interviews. But you guys don't listen until one of our own female member says it.
SJG
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