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Moving to Europe

Jun 21, 2015, 3:11 AM
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just_the_nuts

Any body ever consider a move to Europe just for the sex ? America sucks ass in terms of prostitution

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jackslash

How can you even contemplate leaving the good old USA and living in Europe under the tyranny of the metric system?

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just_the_nuts

Very funny jack lol

Wasn't that your aviator once ?

Maybe moving is extreme but i do love travel and sex

But first i need to travel America before my travel in Europe

Until then i will live through your trip reports to France

Where you going next ?

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warhawks

Awesome.

Move close to a city with an FKK club. Then write a review about how great it was.

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just_the_nuts

Lol good idea....until then i will just have to deal with my KFC club

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4got2wipe

On the plus side bidets would be common! So go for it just_the_nuts! It'll be brilliant!

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4got2wipe

On the other hand I just got the image of just_the_nuts wearing a beret and looking like a mime! But it was disturbing because he was washing his ass with a bidet!

Not brilliant! Not brilliant! :(

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DoctorPhil

@zipman68 (aka 4got2wipe)

this never ending anal/fecal fixation you have is not healthy. shove another bucket of KFC up your ass if you have to but get help soon you sick fuck

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motorhead

TOP 10 REASONS FOR BEING FRENCH:

  1. When speaking fast you can make yourself sound like a homo
  2. It’s easy being a soap dodger
  3. You get to eat shitty little things like snails and frog’s legs
  4. You know what you are ordering in expensive restaurants
  5. You don’t have to read the subtitles on those late night films on Channel 4.
  6. You can test your own nuclear weapons far away from your own doorstep
  7. You can be ugly and still become a famous film star
  8. If there’s a war you can surrender really early
  9. You don’t have to bother with toilets, just shit in a hole
  10. People think you’re a great lover even when you’re crap
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crazyjoe

Nice?

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jackslash

The image I posted was my old avatar.

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4got2wipe

Frog legs = not brilliant! I covered 4got2ribbitt's eyes when I read that one! ;)

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sharkhunter

The French do bring wine to weddings. Google used to have a bunch of French jokes about the French winning battles if you typed in the search words and then clicked on feeling lucky.

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sharkhunter
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Papi_Chulo

You may have some trouble communicating – I don't think they would understand your Juice dialect over in the old continent.

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just_the_nuts

Lol.... papi

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seaboardrr

Wouldn't want to live there but we do want to travel all over. I've been all over england and wales but never made it over to the continent.

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seaboardrr

I think if mrs sea ever went into an FKK club I'd never get her out of the place.

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Mate27

France and Italy for food and wine, but Germany for the 69!

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