Well, I found out how to tell a stripper really isn't into you...
Friday, November 8, 2013 10:15 AM
There's this one girl at my regular club, Demi, who apparently despises me. Girls often come around and sit with guys and talk with them. I've asked Demi a few times and she never wanted to. So, last night, I started offering her money up front. I started off with $20, and had moved up to $100 by the end of the night. She refused every time.
You know you must be very, very unappealing if a stripper refuses to take $100 from you. Or maybe I should stop wearing comic book t-shirts to strip clubs. Hmmmm.
Either way, she's definitely not into me.
(As an aside, likely owing to the shirt I was wearing, the stripper with an X-men tattoo ended up sitting with me instead, so that was nice at least. Turns out she's on suicide girls as well, so that made it even nicer.)
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