Worst Club

I haven't been to a bad club in years. They are at least decent here in Phoenix. That said I also don't hit all the clubs here either! ;)

The former Zoo Bar on East 8 Mile Road in Detroit. It was a dive, the best (and worst) thing about it was the mud wrestling. They had a small swimming pool filled with mud and it was the highpoint of the evening to watch the women wrestle in the mud. Either that or talk to the hookers hanging out at the bar.

That would be Bottoms Up in Phoenix for me. Day visit. Not the greatest part of the city. Place is a complete shit hole. The girls? Well, I never like to say negative things about the baby dolls but holy shit it was rough. I don't have a very high bar in the regard either. I have no idea how that place could stay open.

My vote is for Dancing Bare, Seattle. It's the most primative strip club I've ever seen. The business was just a porn book/video store for many years, and a few years ago, it converted some extra space in the rear into a strip club. I've only been there twice. The second time I actually dared to get a couple of dances from one dancer, and haven't been back since. A total YUCKO !!!

Sasnak, in Topeka, Kansas.
Crazy Horse Club in Springfield, Missouri.

Ever since I started using this site I don't remember any real horrible clubs.

1. Hillside Inn, Milwaukee, WI

I have been here twice in the past year, most recently about four months ago. This place is bad in about every way that a club can be.

Let me start by saying that I normally like seedy joints with women who are a little more down to earth, but this place is about the worst club I have ever visited, and I have been in some bad places in my travels.

First, there must be a minimum 230 pound weight requirement to work here. No joke, every one of the girls was a fat pig. Not a little padding, but fat. I wouldn't screw one of these girls if I met her in a normal setting, never mind pay them for [whatever] during a club visit.

Second, the place is a depressing dump. Broken down in every way, seats torn and dirty, all of which is only highlighted by the painfully bare bright white bulb next to a small tv on a rail set to one side of the bar.

Finally there was the liquor. I don't know what they put in my glass, but it was not the Jack Daniels that I ordered. I drink Jack regularly and this was something else in a Jack bottle. There are some cities where watered liquor is common, but I have never had an outright switch out before.

I have never been this hard on a club, but never have I been to one so deserving.

2. Lady Godiva's, Greenville, SC

80% black (which is not bad per se) and 100% pig. The girls in here are disgusting, period.

This place is more brothel than SC, which in my opinion would be ok if there was anything worth hitting, but sadly no.

They really don't dance in this place. Every once in a while a girl will walk around the stage fully clothed and highly unmotivated.

One night I visited and there was a "dancer" reading a book at the bar. After she tried a few lame hustles, she came out and admitted she was the one clean girl in the place. She actually expected a tip from me under the theory that, since she told me this before scamming me into a backroom, she saved me money and time. I gave her a $5 for her trouble.

I can only scratch my head in amazement that these places can even exist.

If a person never goes to a marginal club, it's hard to have a worst.

Worst club I've been in is Checks in Santa Fe. Pastie club, only 4 dancers who were only slightly attractive, a real dive and thuggish. Barmaid was pretty, attractive and friendly, the manager/bouncer was unfriendly.

Crappy chairs, lighting and stage. Poor set up and worst of all air dances. Oddest thing is I've run into a beautiful dancer in Albuquerque who claimed to have danced there in the past and said she really liked the place.

I'm sure there are worst clubs but I haven't been in them.

I'm sure not *really* the worst club in the country, but the one and only time I stopped at HOTS in Battle Creek, MI I was forced to walk thru an unpaved, muddy, sloppy, slushy parking lot in the winter. Not cool.

If the owners of a club treat the customers like shit just because they are too cheap to have a real parking lot, I don't even have to tell you what it's like inside.

Villa Theatre
Ontario Ca

I went there a couple of years back because a friend told me there was a club on Holt Blvd where you could get very high mileage and extras. That's how rumors start. The place was really beat up/worn. They take a collection for the music. No DJ. The women there were all 30 and over when I went on a weekday in the afternoon. I wanted to see if rumors were true. Got a lap dance from a mature stripper and very low mileage on very saggy couch.

I still had my hopes up and came back a couple of times but there was no change in the quality of dancers. There may have been one dancer under 30 but not even a 7.

the atmosphere was bad, the quality of dancers was bad and the dances were low mileage.

Babes in Atlanta is the worst shit hole that I have been to recently. The draw to the club is the $5 table dances. I have given it 2 chances. I forgave the crumbling asphalt parking lot, the painted over windows, the broken down tables & chairs, etc, in order to take advantahe of the cheap dances. Well you get what you pay for. I did not get a dance on either visit. Skank hoes would best describe what they called dancers. Fortunately only 2 of them were present on my last visit. I did not see a dancer on the broken down stage on either visit. On my last visit, noone even came around to take a drink order. So I left after 10 minutes.

The worst strip club I ever been was at divas in phoenix AZ. Only 5 dancers were "dancing" one was girl was literally passed out at table. Other chick was pregnant and other 3 girls where 5s at best. Second wo.se club now is dream palace. 5 years ago it was the best nude club in AZ but now it sucks in a bad way

I will agree with my friend TABB's worst club as Dream Palace in Tempe. Read the reviews. Not a good one in the bunch. I would only wish this place on my worst enemies. Complete rip off.

Lady gadiva in greenville south Carolina lmfao !!!!

Worst place I've been to in the last year is Bottoms Up in Council Bluffs, Iowa. It's a pastie bar run by a motorcycle gang and some of the women there are quite wore out. I only went there because a coworker lives literally up the street from it and its the closest bar to his house, the amazing thing being his wife lets him go drinking there.

The worst club I've been to is Crazy Rock, in Romeoville, IL. Place was shut down recently after the owner died and his daughter ran it into the ground. The had some nice looking dancers, but those were almost always exclusively tied to their regulars. Very little circulation to the unattached customers, even after tipping the girls on stage. LDs were done in big-assed wooden Adirondack chairs in a balcony surrounding and above the stage, in view of the crowd. Contact level was low, even for Chicago-area standards.

Worst clubs:
All the clubs in silicon valley - sunnyvale, san jose, santa clara areas - brass rail, pink poodle, yada yada yada

I saw a PL turning red and blue in extacy watching a girl giving him a "private" dance 4 feet away at $40 a dance. Then the latina expected tips which the thrilled PL gave.

Can't believe no entrepreuner has capitalized on this void in the nerd zone of america. Good for a dancer though !

I believe Massachusetts and New Hampshire clubs are lame too - but someone needs to confirm. Brainiacs don't know how to party.

Blush in Pittsburgh. Worst.

Wild, Wild West Gentleman's Club in Salina, KS. Dancers don't seem to want to take your money.

My worst strip club thus far (even topping Private Eyes), is this club called Europa Bar in Jamaica, NY. With a name like that and the fact that it was next to a very busy Railroad station, you'd assume it was high class. Nope, it was a renovated pool hall with the most fugly dancers I've seen ever. You'd be even too nervous to drink juice out of their cups. It being a spanish primary bar, wasn't the worst part (even though I felt awkward only because I didn't know advance spanish), but the fact that you had a fat ugly spanish chick walking on the bar, and one dancer who seemed to be learing how to pack on the pounds, though young and not exactly fat, wasn't really dancing but just standing there. I had to turn the fat chick away for a tip because it was so disgusting (odd how it tops another dive club I went to). Shiver me timbers, i have a review on it for a complete analysis