1. They put your favorite drink down on the bar before you even order.
2. The DJ plays your favorite club songs and waves to you when you look up to thank him.
3. The dancer asks about how your 3 kids are doing - each by name.
4. Your favorite dancer comes over and sits next to you without saying a word.
I realized the girls who I don't talk to know who I am.
I realized the reason the waitresses were slow bringing me my first drink was because they were fetching my faves from the dressing room.
I realized the weird dude nodding at me in the liquor store was the valet from the club (although that could be backwards, we might know each other from the liquor store and run into each other at the SC)
And finally, when the manager not only sent someone to go pick up a bottle of Jack on my arrival, after they had apparently ran out the day before, but also sent over a glass of Johnny (black, but still...) to compensate for the oversight - all unsolicited.
You might be a regular if the manager of your favorite club asks how you are after a tornado destroyed your home town.
Or if a bouncer you have seen but have never had a conversation with calls you by name and tells you that your fav is not here tonite and asks if your sure you want to go in.
A girl you just fucked in VIP is dancing on stage 1, another gal you fucked in VIP three months ago is dancing on stage 2, and you then notice a gal you fucked a year ago in VIP sitting at the bar. (happened to me).
yea, while you were playing nintendo (who the fuck knows how to spell such shit) in your fucking parent's basement. Go fuck yourself middle school jackoff. Wait, better check with my lawyer that it's OK to insult them minors.
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You also may be a regular if:
1. They put your favorite drink down on the bar before you even order.
2. The DJ plays your favorite club songs and waves to you when you look up to thank him.
3. The dancer asks about how your 3 kids are doing - each by name.
4. Your favorite dancer comes over and sits next to you without saying a word.
If you cant stand daylight
iIf the sheriff put up a foreclose sign on your house
If you have a stall in the club bathroom with your nameplate on it
If that one bouncer remembers the sports conversation the two of you had during your last visit
When you're at the club on your birthday and major holidays
When your ATF has the DJ give you a birthday shout out
When the DJ gives you a birthday shout out without needing to be reminded
gatorfan for the win!
A waitress gives you a hug even though she not serving you.
V.I.P hostesses follow up on your next V.I.P session.
When dancers gives hugs to you and the the new dancer are like " who the fuck is this guy"
@ other guy- the bouncer one is perfect
Oh yea if more then 2 girls, all of the bouncers and the V.I.P hostesses know your name then your a reg lol
I realized the girls who I don't talk to know who I am.
I realized the reason the waitresses were slow bringing me my first drink was because they were fetching my faves from the dressing room.
I realized the weird dude nodding at me in the liquor store was the valet from the club (although that could be backwards, we might know each other from the liquor store and run into each other at the SC)
And finally, when the manager not only sent someone to go pick up a bottle of Jack on my arrival, after they had apparently ran out the day before, but also sent over a glass of Johnny (black, but still...) to compensate for the oversight - all unsolicited.
Or if a bouncer you have seen but have never had a conversation with calls you by name and tells you that your fav is not here tonite and asks if your sure you want to go in.
The place where everybody knowa your name...
The bathroom troll stocks your favorite candy and gum.
The waitresses and dancers refer to a certain table by the stage as YOUR TABLE.
The manager offers to move a group of young guys because they're sitting at YOUR TABLE.
When some dancers say they've known you for years if asked.