ohioman

Many years ago, in my first assignment as an Army lieutenant, a soldier in my company told me he wanted to re-enlist and go back to Vietnam. He had only about 3-4 months until his discharge and had bitched and moaned every day I'd seen him. So I asked him, "Your girlfriend, got her pregnant?" He replied, "That's part of the problem, sir." Then he went on ... "Also her mother." So don't feel bad about your intentions, Juicebox69. But if you spend your time at the juicebox doing the 69 you won't have that problem!

Crazy Horse in Brook Park Ohio offers 2 free dances ... for kids under 21. Should I bring my grandson there and have him ask the strippers to give the dances to grandpa?

Impossible to assign any attributes to what is a 1 or a 4 or a 6 or a 10. I know my taste is far different from a lot of other men. A large number of men want to see a woman with large boobs, a C or D cup or even larger. My personal preference is an A or a B cup. Some like tall women with lots of curves, and I'd rather see 5-foot nothing that's about 100 lbs. I doubt that I'd say your 10 is my 1, but we can sure be different by 3 points in our personal assessment of a particular dancer. That's why I enjoy going to clubs with a bit of everything. Tall and short. Thick and thin. Double D enhanced boobs and barely A cup boobs. If we all liked the same thing we'd all be lined up for a dance with the one stripper rated a 10.

6-tattoos and piercings (please, these aren't decorations), 1-face, 5-overall body type, 4-legs, 3-ass, 2-tits

Let's say you're running a business from a place in a shopping mall. There's someone who comes and hangs around your shop, but he's never going to buy what you're selling. You know that and he knows that. But there are other people who come to your shop and buy. So ... are you going to spend time chatting with the guy who is never going to spend anything at your shop, knowing he's going to spend his money in the shop next door, just to be kind to the owner of the mall? Remember, these girls are NOT employees paid to charm the club's customers. They are individual business operators working out of the club. They're there to make money for themselves, not to help other girls (call it what you want, but those are her competitors), just to please the owner of the club.