SometimeVoyager

I was in a club in a small, remoteTexas town last night. Met a dancer from my area back home... Me: So what made you move all the way out here? Dancer: I came here to get my accounting degree. Thoughts: She left the Washington DC area, where there are countless public and private colleges and universities, to come to a tiny town with nothing but a small junior college to get an accounting degree? Yeah, right. She's either running from something or following a guy. Not just SS, but really bad SS.

<p>Conversation with strippers is overrated. Their approach is usually canned, disinterested, and shallow. I always wish for the volume to be lower until it is, then I end up wishing it were louder.</p> <p>If she wants to get my attention she should sit on my lap, move her hand to my crotch, and whisper anything she has to say into my ear. I'll get the message.</p>

I would think running a strip club would be filled with problems - finding reliable dancers, managing the cat fights, harassment from cops, all of which is on top of the usual challenges associated with running any eating or drinking establishment. I'd be willing to enter into the business as a partner or investor, but only with very experienced management.

It wasn't a great year for quantity but a success in terms of quality. God how I do love Texas and Florida!