Stripper Compliments
steve229
If you're like me, you probably treat most stripper “compliments†(“You're cute,†“Oh, you're sexyâ€) as the SS they are. But have you ever gotten compliments from strippers that, even if maybe not quite sincere, at least get points for creatively or originality?
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I often get complimented for having soft hands. One dancer said it showed I take care of myself (actually it just shows my total aversion to doing any kind of manual labor).
One dancer said she liked my voice. I thought this was funny because when I talk to people on the phone they often say “you must have a really bad cold†and hope I get better soon. I have to tell them that’s just my regular voice.
But as for real compliments that I think pass the test, I'm told I understand dancers (I think I do). But the best one that I think is real is when they simply say, "you're OK, we know you."
Could it have been faked? Sure, but it felt entirely too natural, since my wife has often done precisely the same thing.
I've gotten the soft hands compliment as well. I guess when a dancer is used to rough, scratchy hands rubbing all over her that it's a nice change of pace. One of the oddest things that a dancer ever said to me was that my soft hands proved that I liked to use my hand instead of my hands to make money.
I've also gotten the soft hair compliment as well, which I thought was odd.
The most recent odd comment that I've gotten was, "I really like the shape of your dick...it's so *round*!"...said during both a BJ & during intercourse. I can't imagine that gals run into many square-shaped dicks, but who knows...
They took a long, deep sniff of it, smiled and replied with a "mmmm, yes, what is that?"
It's Chrome by Azzaro, I get a lot people who say they like it, hence why I keep wearing it.
Could it be because you're a fuckin' faggot?
Her: Oh, you have soft hands.
Me:
MisterGuy - you're soft hands comment reminded me of this exchange:
Her: Oh, you have soft hands.
Me: Thanks
Her: What kind of work do you do?
Me: White Collar Crime
Her: Ohhh, nice!
That aside, I'm like Mr. White, get a lot of SS about the size all the time. One brought her (real) sister over to feel it, two have pretended to orgasm after grinding for a few songs (although both were extremely wet after so again seemed legit), was getting dances from one new girl and later her friend asked to do a double and when she reached down to feel it got the big eyes and her friend said "I know", and other stuff like that. At one point my ATF at the time that I was real cool with outside of the club (she no longer dances now) kept mentioning it and I told her she didn't have to keep saying that and she went on about how it's not a line.
I always considered myself average but now after so many situations I don't even know if it's SS anymore. Don't care what they think though, that's the important thing.
Me too, on all counts. I actually jokingly admittedly the reason to one dancer. ;-)