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I happen to be in El Paso and able to visit Ciudad Juarez for a few hours (October 2019). Actually, I planned it that way, since I have enjoyed Tijuana so much, I thought I would see what CJ had to offer. Lots of remarks about how dangerous the city is. However, I figured that I am getting old…

Since clubs are closed I thought I would submit an old experience as an article. My first VIP experience in a club was in ‘91. I had just graduated from law school and went to Myrtle Beach with a couple of friends before we started studying for the bar. One of my friends’ mother was dating the guy who…

It's been over a decade and the masses are demanding a upgraded, renewed way of taking home the many strippers of today. I've consulted with the Great Rick Dugan and he sent guidance for me to pass on the teachings of a true master. All credit, hatred, hate mail, bricks through the window and death threats will have to…

Women love to talk. Mrs. Hornibastard is no exception. During a post-canoodling cuddle session, Mrs. Hornibastard recently asked me, “What do you like to think about while we’re making love?” I immediately sensed this might be a trick question and frantically tried to come up with a safe, plausible response. Mrs. Hornibastard soon broke the silence with another…

So to start off, I'm from L.A., introverted, mid-20s, don't like going clubbing much and my friends were never much for bars so I never really was either. But every now and then we take little trips here and there. So the first time I ever went to a strip club was when we took a trip up to…

Wanted to make a helpful tool for those that fell out of grace with their favorite club. I have been banned from many clubs across the United States and this is how I clawed my way back in. First rate advice from first hand experience. What to wear, Outfit: Dependent on hot or cold enviorment. Hot: Hawaiian t shirt with…

Well this is my first time ever writing on such topics so bare with me and if you have any questions just ask away (sorry if I don’t respond immediately but I’ll try my best to keep myself updated with this). FYI i am not and i do not consider myself an expert on this but i want to…

I saw several stories about my their first time at a club, but I decided to tell a story about a time I got kicked out of 2 clubs in the same night. My friend Tim and I started this night by going to a party a friend was throwing. Our friends Gf decided that everything at this party had…

One of my earliest mongering memories was a visit to a nasty, nasty club. I was seated in stadium seating watching an audience participation sex show on stage. I was mostly in a state of disgusted shock alternating with amusement and disbelief when a working girl came up, sat down next to me and began to rub my…