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I lived El Paso, Texas for a few years, left just recently. I would go to the strip club often multiple times a week so I had a pretty good pulse on the city's strip clubs so why not shit out an article. I was reading an article by Harderlap on Albuquerque https://www.tuscl.net/article.php?id=18353 and it gave me inspiration to do…

I care about the interactions. I care about you as a human being. Yes of course, this is a job and at the end of the day, I would not be there unless it was for the money. I'm not a huge fan of strangers seeing me naked and getting groped all night. Or disrespected. But aside…

First off, I like talking to strippers, they have a lot of stories to tell, some funny, some fascinating, some outright horrifying or disgusting. My wife doesn't understand why I enjoy socializing with strippers so much, when i'm not this verbose when meeting people in the outside world. I can't help but find strippers interesting. Dare I say that I…

What this website doesn’t seem to reveal is that in the Dominican Republic, a car wash is a strip club. When you visit the strip club, you’ll soon realize that very few residents own a car. Those that do, cherish them and tend to clean them frequently. The main transportation is MoPeds. Even Uber drivers use MoPeds. So when…

Here are a few rules that I follow to make the most of my experience when I go out to look at some fresh hooch. Number one, do not get a private dance within the first 30 minutes of being inside the club. Walk around and get a feel for each girl you see. Check out a few stage shows…

“A Night to Remember” With apologies to Walter Lord for his book and Shalimar for his song, I had a night to remember which involved me, an unassuming 69 year old pathetic loser at that time, Andy, a 29 year old full time stripper, full time drug addict, and part time hooker; Cy, a high school friend of Andy’s who was…

There are few really great places to see naked ladies in London that are anywhere near as much fun as they were 15 years ago. With a couple of exceptions, air dances are common, expensive upsells are frequent and genuine fun frustratingly rare. The least friendly atmosphere I've experienced has been at the club that has in the past offered…

TUSCL has members from all over the USA, some members are so synonymous with the region/city they club in; shadowcat in Atlanta, lopaw in LA, Papi in Miami, Rick Dugan in Jacksonville, skibum in Providence, Subra in SF, Rogertex in Austin the list goes on and on. Maybe you thought to yourself, "How do I rub elbows with some of…

The year was 2013. I was 18 and had only recently lost my virginity to a long-time boyfriend. I was a nerd/tomboy (albeit one with great T&A), rarely wore makeup, and had zero fashion sense. The last word I would ever use to describe myself was “sexy.” I was always envious of women who…

I would like to tell my experience of my first visit to a strip club. It was 3 years back when I was 23 and me and my friends decided to visit a strip club on a fine summer evening when we were dining at a restaurant in downtown St. Louis. We searched for clubs in the area and surprisingly…