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It's been over a decade and the masses are demanding a upgraded, renewed way of taking home the many strippers of today. I've consulted with the Great Rick Dugan and he sent guidance for me to pass on the teachings of a true master. All credit, hatred, hate mail, bricks through the window and death threats will have to be…

Women love to talk. Mrs. Hornibastard is no exception. During a post-canoodling cuddle session, Mrs. Hornibastard recently asked me, “What do you like to think about while we’re making love?” I immediately sensed this might be a trick question and frantically tried to come up with a safe, plausible response. Mrs. Hornibastard soon broke the silence with another question.…

So to start off, I'm from L.A., introverted, mid-20s, don't like going clubbing much and my friends were never much for bars so I never really was either. But every now and then we take little trips here and there. So the first time I ever went to a strip club was when we took a trip up to Vegas…

Wanted to make a helpful tool for those that fell out of grace with their favorite club. I have been banned from many clubs across the United States and this is how I clawed my way back in. First rate advice from first hand experience. What to wear, Outfit: Dependent on hot or cold enviorment. Hot: Hawaiian t shirt with hawaiin…

Well this is my first time ever writing on such topics so bare with me and if you have any questions just ask away (sorry if I don’t respond immediately but I’ll try my best to keep myself updated with this). FYI i am not and i do not consider myself an expert on this but i want to share…

I saw several stories about my their first time at a club, but I decided to tell a story about a time I got kicked out of 2 clubs in the same night. My friend Tim and I started this night by going to a party a friend was throwing. Our friends Gf decided that everything at this party had to…

One of my earliest mongering memories was a visit to a nasty, nasty club. I was seated in stadium seating watching an audience participation sex show on stage. I was mostly in a state of disgusted shock alternating with amusement and disbelief when a working girl came up, sat down next to me and began to rub my dick.…

Strip Clubs are like other business in that they have a concern for repeat business, which can be lost if customers feel they are not being treated fairly and don’t return and give the Strip Club a bad review warning others no to go there. Some strippers however think extra money immediately is worth the risk of being called out for…

It's coming up on convention/festival season again in Louisville, Famers and Derby being the highlights, and so it's time for another club run down. As was the case last year, I've listed the clubs in the rough order of *my* preference. I don't go as often as I used to, so there are likely some gaps in…

It all started in 2016. I went through a crappy divorce after 13 years of faithful marriage. I found myself lost, lonely, but finally having extra cash to myself. I got tired of sitting in normal bars feeling drunk and socially awkward. So what’s a guy to do? EASTSIDE! Anyone from the St Louis area knows that there’s a ton of…