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Had never been to a strip club before. This was my first experience.... Miami, Florida. Was sitting at a hooters watching an NFL game and getting drunk with the guy next to me. We start talking and he tells me he is an investor. Just made like 30 grand on some amazing stocks and was was trying to get me in…

I should have known.... The hints, the signs, they were all there.... I should have noticed..... We’ve known each other for years, she was athletic, very athletic and I’m into the athletic type. I thought it was a fit for me. We would play one on one in basketball and often times she would dunk over me, I didn’t know any girl that…

This is my first article. I thought I should share my favorite experience at a SC so far. This was also my first but not last adventure in a VIP room. First, let me tell you something about myself. I love panties, in particular thongs/g-strings. I find it so sexy to see that little piece of fabric wedged between some…

My first trip to a strip club was in 1994. It was Wacko's in Jacksonville, FL. I had no idea what to expect and I brought $50 with me. "Lapdances" were $5, and contact was minimal, but I fell in love with a new hobby. Before long, I became a regular of the club and also…

I am a long-time fan of the spearmint rhino clubs in the Los Angeles area. being in California the law changed at the beginning of 2019. basically (as I have heard it) the dancers now need to be employees of the club. now this is strictly my opinion and not based on absolute fact that…

The vast majority of review down-votes are in the "not enough details" category. Yet the vast majority of reviewer complaints are "I don't want to rehash stuff I've posted before." Both complaints are valid.  Here's my fix...  For a club that you visit repeatedly, write the 'evergreen' details into a text file that you save to your phone or computer (or both).…

My first strip club experience was in Minneapolis (Seville I think) for a friends bachelor party. He was part of a fraternity and they had him go on stage for one of the “domination” shows, which frankly, was horrifying to watch. They tied him up and stomped on his nuts while the DJ encouraged us to “throw money on the…

My first visit to a strip club was not even a planned one. I came to the St. Louis area to meet few friends and it was a normal workday. We decided to eat outside to 5 of us sat in one hatchback and went to a middle-eastern restaurant for dinner. After dinner, we went to watch a movie in…

I saw another 'first club experience' so I thought I'd give mine a go. Club: Lou Turks right outside Philly, year 1981. I believe it was the summer I first graduated high school. I had heard older guys talk, mostly joke about this club and guys 'eating pussy' and giving dollars to the girls. This place was also known…