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Many times walking into a strip club, you may have said to yourself, "I'm gonna marry that girl...no wait I'm gonna marry that one...No I'm gonna marry THAT one, yeah Barkeep another round please" either way marriage is in mind. Marriage, love's ultimate form, a binding contract that states you will spend every single second of every waking hour with…

Right after I first got divorced I had met a girl at the Illinois Stare Fair beer rent and had about. 2 year relationship with her. I was pretty naive having been a virgin when I married my wife. However Mary soon was educating me in the world of carnal pleasures. I was late 40s and she…

When I returned to Tampa for a brief vacation in early 2001 after a ~ 9 month hiatus from Tampa visits, it was as though I'd just awakened from a Rip Van Winkle slumber into a different world. The 6 foot rule was being adhered to by most clubs. Stage areas had tape denoting 6' clearance from patrons. Where in…

My 1st taste of the DMV area strip scene started around 2005ish many of the 1st clubs I 1st walked into are long gone now or might as well be closed . Dmv area used to be one of the best strip clubs areas especially for black strip clubs . With many BYOB spots , daytime shifts and late…

I have been trying to stay home every day because of the virus but when 11AM roles around I just cannot make myself stay home and be safe. I think about all of these cute girls I know down at Follies and I just cannot stay home. I went down there again today. It seems like alot of these…

I happen to be in El Paso and able to visit Ciudad Juarez for a few hours (October 2019). Actually, I planned it that way, since I have enjoyed Tijuana so much, I thought I would see what CJ had to offer. Lots of remarks about how dangerous the city is. However, I figured that I am getting old enough…

Since clubs are closed I thought I would submit an old experience as an article. My first VIP experience in a club was in ‘91. I had just graduated from law school and went to Myrtle Beach with a couple of friends before we started studying for the bar. One of my friends’ mother was dating the guy who owned…

It's been over a decade and the masses are demanding a upgraded, renewed way of taking home the many strippers of today. I've consulted with the Great Rick Dugan and he sent guidance for me to pass on the teachings of a true master. All credit, hatred, hate mail, bricks through the window and death threats will have to be…

Women love to talk. Mrs. Hornibastard is no exception. During a post-canoodling cuddle session, Mrs. Hornibastard recently asked me, “What do you like to think about while we’re making love?” I immediately sensed this might be a trick question and frantically tried to come up with a safe, plausible response. Mrs. Hornibastard soon broke the silence with another question.…

So to start off, I'm from L.A., introverted, mid-20s, don't like going clubbing much and my friends were never much for bars so I never really was either. But every now and then we take little trips here and there. So the first time I ever went to a strip club was when we took a trip up to Vegas…