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There are some hoodrat clubs out there. In some rough neighborhoods. They may show up in the local news with 2amer stories. Well let me tell you right now there's a reason you got players killing each other over these strip clubs, go ahead guess...No not because they are retarded it's because these strip clubs are worth dying over.…

The internets, as my father calls it, are filled with bullshit.
There are of course, many websites, chats, and reddits filled with advice. The do's and don'ts with strippers. If you are new to strip clubs and come across this page. My hope is this article will help you get a better experience for less money. Admittedly, this is…

“Continuous striptease with fully nude girls” - so read the sign in the window of the old Carnival Strip Club, which for many years operated from 12 Old Compton Street. I visited this establishment many times in the late 1980s and early 1990s; the age before the Internet blew away the strip club and sex shop economy. The club…

Early April Trip. Mon/Tue

I've written a few articles and reviews in the last 6-12 months so this won't detail on clubs details. Just my experience this time.

Meet up with Azfriole in SD at trolley. Get to border around 2:15. No wait or hassle at border cross. Hk shuttle taking off but waiting on us. Perfect, and get to HK…

How did SCers come to be known as PLs? Thought this is worth its own post, don't want the youngsters to lose their proud history 🤣 Every time I re-tell this story I forget more and more of it. If there are any OG ass-c'ers around who remember this, please add details or correct any mistakes.

Back in the dark…

Instead of writing a review of HK, of which there are plenty and all of which have been “disliked” by desertscrub, I thought I’d contribute an article about my March 2022 trip to TJ. My third overall trip. Came in to this trip with the goal of getting in 5 arriba sessions over the 2-night trip, since previous trips…

Looking back on living in NYC in the mid-'80's. Times Square was a festival of sex... You name it you could find it. For a repressed kid from the midwest it was an eye opener. Live sex shows... People fucking right on the stage! Gay strippers, straight strippers, cross dressers. A virtual mall of depravity. My hottest time was…

1.Be nice to the girls, they are used to obnoxious sleezeballs, if you're polite and kind they will be much more attentive.

High-end clubs at night

These are the places that have valet parking, nice chairs, beautiful women, huge VIP rooms, possibly more than one floor, multiple stages, and usually a dress code of sorts (no t-shirts or shorts). Some guys…

Philadelphia. 1776. Independence Hall. The Liberty Bell. Signing of the Declaration of Independence. Richard Gere, Kobe Bryant, Grace Kelly, Bob Saget, Will Smith, Kevin Hart, Linda Fiorentino, Joey Bishop, Kevin Bacon, Teddy Pendergrass, Hall and Oates, Boyz II Men, Benjamin Franklin, Rocky Balboa. All sorts of good shit coming out of here. (And then also you got Bill Cosby,…