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Firiday o had to go to a meeting in Downtown Los Angeles and had the opportunity to drive down Figueroa Street, because the 110-Freeway was like a parking lot. So I used the Slauson exit, right on Slauson and a quick left to go south on Figueroa Street. It was around 5:30pm and there was some activity, this time I noticed that…

I have made a trip down to Brazil and explored the mongering scene. Unfortunately, I only went to Rio de Janeiro and skipped Sao Paulo. I heard while I was in Rio that there is a club called Scandallo in Sao Paulo that is the best in the world. All hear-say, but I hear it as upwards…

There’s no question dancers have a lot on their plate. Taking their clothes off. Dealing with guys that have had a few too many. A few recent articles have been addressed at the customer. Taking the time to shower put on some deodorant, freshen up the breath. Us guys fall short sometimes and we can be…

In my relatively short time as a PL at strip clubs, I'm kind of surprised I haven't run into more... uh, let's call them "reality-impaired" strippers. I'm pleased to say that most of the ladies I've spent time with in clubs seem to have been reasonably grounded, if not always the best decision-makers. Granted, I haven't been going to…

This article is probably among the least amusing or enjoyable you’re likely to find on TUSCL  On the other hand, since almost all TUSCL readers are male and since a high proportion of males will eventually encounter prostate problems (if they live long enough), I hope you will find this helpful.   I was recently diagnosed as having prostate cancer and underwent…

I remember the days when Heartbreakers in Bloomfield was THE place to be. I was such a regular that Joey used to let me stay after hours and I would routinely drive the girls home for free just to get in their good side.When I say anything goes at Heartbreakers I mean ANYTHING. Not only was it a sure thing,…

Remember the “Pepsi Challenge?” This was an advertising gimmick employed by Pepsi Cola in its battle for supremacy with Coca Cola. It involved people taste-testing Pepsi and Coke without knowing in advance which was which. Pepsi expected that their product would be preferred over Coke.   Long ago, when Mrs. Hornibastard III was still my live-in girlfriend, her budding exhibitionism and voyeuristic…

I’ve been waiting to write this article for some time now and tonight is the night. Tonight, I am on fire. I have been wondering some things as I venture in and out of the strip clubs not just domestically, but now internationally. Sex and sexual things is my vice. Some people like to gamble, drink or smoke. Not…

I know a lot of you PLs are seasoned veterans, but I'm relatively new to the strip club scene. I figured why not relive my first time at a SC and then maybe I'll get to read some of yours. In the summer of 2016 I found myself in Toledo, Ohio, looking through thrift and record stores for vinyl, when I…

I had never been into massages. I thought they were a waste of money and only for sissies. I was never interested in a stranger rubbing their hands all over me at one of those Massage Envy places. I highly doubted there was anything a masseuse at a massage shop could do that would relieve me of stress and tension.…