Articles - January, 2025

This is my first TUSCL article, and I'm writing it on a topic that I've been thinking about for over 30 years: what is classy or trashy in the context of strip clubs. This opinion piece is intended to generate responses and possibly ire. Many of you will object to some of my thoughts. Some may reject every sentiment I…

Throughout the course of 2024, I kept a running log of all of the private dances I got while visiting gentlemen’s clubs. I wanted to track my spending habits and see if there were any patterns in the appearances of the dancers I chose to get private lap dances with. In Google Sheets, I recorded the club’s name, the names…

Ah, the Cuban Stripper. Possibly the most polarizing kind of person that actually dances in the strip club. (Most polarizing non dancer staff? Bathroom attendants.) The lack of English, pretending to lack English, general lack of interest in OTC, drinking or drugs, forward but not pushy, coldness and shortness, focus on extras and various other cultural idiosyncrasies that are very…

With the start of the New Year, I figured that it was time to write an updated version of my guide to mongering in Tijuana that I originally wrote in 2022 and revised last year. While a lot of the information is still the same, there is some new material concerning the sudden increase of the local police shaking down…

There is steak house close to the local arena in my city where I am a regular. Before games/shows/events me, possibly some friends and possibly a young lady who shakes her bum bum for blue bills tip the hostess, file in and get our usual seat. Most of the time, I’m getting a chop salad with blue cheese crumbles to…

I end most of my reviews with the acronym, YMMV. I do this for two reasons: 1. Just because that is the experience I had on that particular day at that particular club, with that particular dancer or dancers doesn't mean you will have a similar experience. 2. Everyone's definition of "mileage" is not the same. Let's tackle these one at a time. I…

This is something I have been thinking about for a long time and I know I am not alone on this as I read through article here and on Reddit. The strip club, a realm where fantasy and reality intertwine, serves as both a sanctuary of visceral pleasure and a landscape of inevitable disillusionment. For many, stepping into this world…

Reposted as an article - for those that care about such things... Greetings fellow Mongers. I'm not sure if this is a review, a report or a discussion, so I'm putting my trip report here. As I am typing this, I am enjoying a glass of wine at the SD airport and trying (unsuccessfully) to wipe the goofy grin off my…

There is a contingent of weirdo on this site that act like we’re are in some sort of power struggle with strippers. They have this mindset that on some level strippers are evil for wanting our money, and in some cases evil for wanting to be treated fairly and communicated with clearly. They see it as a Mano e Moano…

After Follies closed my ATF got into the trucking business and started to dance all over the country. Seeing her in a sprinter van with thick shades on and frumpy clothes to duck the horn balls she was surrounded by at some warehouse was very funny. I was aware of her road outfits because she sent me material on Snapchat…

I used to be a subcontractor. When I was in school it was easier. Set my own schedule, work where and around who I wanted and even make contacts and network on my terms. I got better at managing my own time and resources, better at understanding the market, knowing my strengths and weaknesses and with who I could deal…