YMMMV- Your mileage may vary. What does that mean on TUSCL?

1/10/2025 7:12:48 AM

I end most of my reviews with the acronym, YMMV. I do this for two reasons:
1. Just because that is the experience I had on that particular day at that particular club, with that particular dancer or dancers doesn't mean you will have a similar experience.

2. Everyone's definition of "mileage" is not the same.

Let's tackle these one at a time.

I typically go to strip clubs looking for high mileage. But not every monger is interested in high mileage. Reading the TUSCL reviews will help you figure out if you are likely to get the experience you are looking for at the club you are planning to go to. Descriptions of the decor, lighting and quality of the food are dead giveaways that this monger is after a high-END club with pleasant surroundings...not me.

I am looking for clubs that have decent looking women who are comfortable providing high MILEAGE at what I would consider a reasonable price. And the word reasonable also has a lot of room for interpretation. I live in Philadelphia. At a club like La Pearl/Outer Space Club (LP/OSC) in Philadelphia, guys expect the dance price to be $5/song, although many dancers now insist on $10/song. But some guys feel that $10/song is not reasonable at this club. I get it. If $5/song is supposed to be the going rate, why pay double???

Alternatively, a short trip across the Delaware River in Burlington, NJ is the Playhouse Lounge. Dances here are $30/song and often guys will tip the dancer for service performed at a high level. So why is $10/song at the first club not reasonable, when $30/song at the other club is? I have been to both clubs and the level of service is similar. If anything, you can get even more mileage at LP/OSC for about the same price as you pay for the same amount of time with a dancer at Playhouse. Reasonable is in the eye of the beholder.

So I use YMMV, so mongers can do more research on TUSCL on a club they are considering, to increase their chance of getting the experience they are seeking.

Now to mileage. Monger's ideas of mileage may vary, but here are my definitions:

Low mileage- you can look but don't touch. You might be able to get away with squeezing her ass and maybe feeling her boobs, but be careful. You can get quickly thrown out of a low mileage club for touching. I consider Penns Port Pub in Philadelphia a low mileage club.

Medium mileage- You can touch, but there is no contact with the genitals. You can probably rub her kitty over her bottoms, and she might stroke you over your pants, but no skin in the genital area can be touched. They might show you their kitty, but you cannot touch it. You can absolutely touch her ass, play with her boobs, and probably even suck on her nipples. I consider Delilah's in Philadelphia a medium mileage club (unless you spring the big bucks for VIP).

High Mileage- all bets are off at high mileage clubs. Using some of the acronyms I see most frequently on TUSCL: bbbj, bbbjcim, daty and fs (covered or uncovered) are all available at a club I would call high mileage. I would classify the Playhouse (in Burlington, NJ) a high mileage club, even though it has not offered most of these lately, because the dancer's almost always perform services to help you release your tension during the dances. And the aforementioned LP/OSC is definitely a high mileage club, using my definition, as is the Purple Orchid in Philadelphia.

So, I also use YMMV because these are my definitions of the various types of mileage. They might be yours.

So, recommend reading numerous reviews of a club if you want to have an idea of it is likely to be what you are looking for. I always do when considering going to a club I have no been to before. And I have found fellow mongers to also be a great resource. Most guys I have dm'd on TUSCL about a particular club or dancer(s) have been extremely helpful, responding with spot-on information.

YMMV! Lol