Articles - October, 2022

There’s no question dancers have a lot on their plate. Taking their clothes off. Dealing with guys that have had a few too many. A few recent articles have been addressed at the customer. Taking the time to shower put on some deodorant, freshen up the breath. Us guys fall short sometimes and we can be…

I have made a trip down to Brazil and explored the mongering scene. Unfortunately, I only went to Rio de Janeiro and skipped Sao Paulo. I heard while I was in Rio that there is a club called Scandallo in Sao Paulo that is the best in the world. All hear-say, but I hear it as upwards…

Firiday o had to go to a meeting in Downtown Los Angeles and had the opportunity to drive down Figueroa Street, because the 110-Freeway was like a parking lot. So I used the Slauson exit, right on Slauson and a quick left to go south on Figueroa Street. It was around 5:30pm and there was some activity, this time I noticed that…

I was in Santiago Chile, hanging out with a fellow monger. We went to a few strip clubs which were a total waste of time. We went to what is known as “coffee with legs.” There I met a very hot lady that my fluent Spanish speaking fellow monger had picked out for me and paved the way. Four sessions…

MEET #1: After being a Tuscl member for nearly 1 year, I had my 1st meeting with another Tuscl member at Bare Elegance-LAX. This was unusual in that I met a female customer member- Lopaw. We both exchanged PM's to set up Saturday afternoon club meet at Bare Elegance during one of my several LAX area trips. I already knew from…

This is something of a Part II to Greenbeans article, “When in Santiago de Chile…Café con piernas” (https://tuscl.net/article.php?id=58497). Note that Greenbeans speaks fluent English, Spanish, and Charm. I swear there is a wanted poster of him in the girl’s locker room of every Chilean club (and a few of the TJ clubs) that reads, “WANTED For a Good Time and…

Flat ass? More like Pancakes than Pillows? All bones no booty? Very common issue that prevents all dancers across America from earning a living wage. I, growing up have been called fat ass many a time, called an ugly drunk asshole even more so in some ways you could say I embody the fatass metaphorically inside and out. All that…

A lot of us, including myself, have had encounters with women that unfortunately lacked good personal hygiene practices. Don't get me wrong, I'm not trying to shame the women. If I was spinning around on a pole, I would likely be sweating and a bit foul also. However, once I get a whiff of it, the mood is completely gone…

I went to my first strip club right before the pandemic, which was either a bad or a good thing depending on how you look at it. It was definitely a bummer being cut off from a newfound hobby, but at the same time perhaps good for me to slow my roll a bit. Over the past couple months as things…