Articles - November, 2022

Covid created an unusual dynamic at strip clubs. Dancers who would normally not give you the time of day started offering to give you their phone number to get together outside of the club (OTC). There are many things to consider before hooking up with a dancer OTC. I have done it many times, and here are a few do's…

Over the years I’ve seen guys have good and bad experiences. In my own personal experience early on I also definitely did not know everything and still don’t; however, I’ve discovered some helpful tips when it comes to making the most of your club experience. In this article I plan to lay out some of the best steps to ensure…

A recently released racial dot map of the USA off the 2020 census I think is pretty fascinating look at America and for our purposes America in strip clubs. https://www.arcgis.com/apps/mapviewer/index.html?webmap=30d2e10d4d694b3eb4dc4d2e58dbb5a5 Not everyone looking for the same things strip club wise, but knowing certain things can help guide you to the types of strip clubs, strippers you are looking for. I've…

Pay a dancer a nominal amount to sit and talk for a few minutes. Most will ask why are here or ask for a dance.. Be honest and say I’m interested in a VIP but I want to give you a message and lick and play with your feet. now you’re either going to get a yes, no…

I have been keeping track of the mongering prices in Tijuana. From what I understand, a couple of years ago it cost $60-$70 to take a girl upstairs to a hotel room at HK, AB, CC, and BT (For the newbies, I'm respectively referring to Hong Kong, Adelita, Chicago Club, and Tropical Bar - aka The Big Four clubs of…

It’s now been two and a half months since I completed radiation therapy for my prostate cancer. I am pleased to report that, in more ways than one, I am finally back in the saddle again. First of all, Mrs. Hornibastard has been a real trooper, just as she has always been. She waited patiently for my libido to…

Last night I suddenly found myself awake, remembering what was, by far, the most delicious sexual experience of my life. I have known for a very long time that this particular event was stellar, the pinnacle of my sexual life, but I had not stopped and thought about it for years. In many ways, the pinnacle of my sexual life…

To begin, this is a subjective list based on where i have visited and my experiences, and mine alone. It is based upon girls looks, value, experiences, etc. I will begin with a list of all of the club's I have been to, then will have a countdown list of my favorites over the past 12 to 18 months. Clubs visited:…

I have mentioned before that some of my strip clubbing and other in-person mongering activities have been replaced in recent years with a growing affinity for Internet porn. This happened, in part, because I wasn’t able to travel as much on business during the pandemic. I have never been one to shit where I eat. So I try to keep…

In early October, I made a brief trip to Medellin, Colombia. I made this trip because I was going to Cartagena for the very first time. So in anticipation of the land unknown, I felt the need to stop in trusty ole’ Medellin for a guaranteed good time. Medellin is a good time 7 days a week.…

Garfield finally made it to Cartagena, Colombia. It’s been on my list for a while and I finally made it in early October. It seems that the two most popular destinations in Colombia is Medellin or Cartagena. Not many people are jumping to go to Bogota (I’ve been there, probably a one and done) So I decided to…