How to write a useful Review
skeets35
Tacoma, WA
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Still, all reviews should do certain things.<br />
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1) <b>Physical Description of the Club</b>: If one has not been given within the last few months, provide how the club is laid out. How many stages? Where are they? Dark club? Lots of light? Where is the VIP room? benches? Tables? Seating on the rail? Are the bathrooms clean or nasty? it helps us to know what we are walking in to.<br />
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2) <b>Neighborhood</b>: Industrial? Residential? Suburban? Inner-city? Nice to know where we are going. Also, is it a safe area? Easy to find? <br />
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3) <b>Employees (not dancers) and routines</b>: What is the door people like? some let you go in and out to your car and other don't. Do they use bracelets? Stamps? Are the waitresses nice or are they pushy? Do they search you upon entry (that caught me by surprise once in Philly)? pat down? Wand? does the bounces watch the dancers and customers for touching? if so, are they nice about it? Juice bar? BYOB? Full bar? Are the bar drinks good or watered down?<br />
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4) <b>Dancers</b>: How many and how do they look (remember, your 10 might be my 6 and vice versa, so be more descriptive and not number based). Friendly? flirty? Stand offish? Do they spend time with the customers or gather in their little posses. Where is the best place to sit to get dancers to see you, or, where do you sit to get the most privacy.<br />
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5) <b>Dances</b>: let us know if they are air dances, one way contact? two way contact? Describe the basic dance and the price...I don't need all the personal details, just what am I getting. How much for the dance? Nude? topless? Bikini? Do dancers give better contact depending on the amount of clothing? <br />
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Each time I go to a city I want to visit clubs and TUSCL is my base research. we all need your reviews and all the important details so we know where to, and not to, go. A rating is not enough, they are often slanted by too many 18 year olds who got their first topless touch and gave the place a 10 when it was really a 6.<br />
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Remember, everyone, YMMV, so look for several reviews that say the same thing to get an idea about what your really getting.<br type="_moz" />
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With some of the higher rated clubs I wonder really how good are the dances. Some reviewers are not aware of what is available and commonplace at many clubs but very scarce at others.<br />
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While I don't think intimate details need to be given it would seem appropriate to indicate if the dances are hands-on or very satisfying. Personally, If a dancer allows touching I don't necessarily consider that a high-mileage dance. <br />
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What might be considered a higher-mileage club in a conservative area could really be a lower-mileage club when compared to more liberal areas.<br type="_moz" />
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Thanks for the article.
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For future reviews, Founder should allow each member to give a thumb's up or thumb's down to a review. I don't know how it could be done, but it would be nice for reviews receiving 80% negative feedback to be purged periodically.
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some type of basic template might also be helpful so people could fill in the blanks. The number system is a good start, but a little to vague.<br type="_moz" />
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However, I agree with pretty much everything that's stated in this article...nice job...<br />
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"For future reviews, Founder should allow each member to give a thumb's up or thumb's down to a review. I don't know how it could be done, but it would be nice for reviews receiving 80% negative feedback to be purged periodically."<br />
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<span style="font-size: larger;"><span style="font-family: Times New Roman;">This actually isn't a bad idea. I've seen some websites that have a "<i>Was this review useful? Yes or No.</i>" button that, if used properly, added something to the process. <br />
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It's always easy enuff to just click on a user's name to see how many reviews they have.</span></span><br />
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The star idea intriguing, but probably more work than it's worth for this type of site. <br type="_moz" />
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Wrtitng in texting shorthand. It is fine when you have a limited keyboard and screen, but come on.<br />
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Writing in ghetto style jargon. fine for verbal communication, but we are interested in the club, not you showing off your street cred.<br />
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"it has the kind of stage I like" or "she has the kind of body I like". And what is that?<br />
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No or incomplete mention of money "gave her my usual tip and left satisfied". Ok, one of the main thing that a reader of a review is wondering is how much money might I need to have a similar experience at this club. I know that there is a concern about leaving a written accusation of prostitution, in which case at least give an idea of the total spent at the club.<br />
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Details that are clearly wrong. for example a recent review of the Tropical Lei in Upland said 'nestled in the foothills" when it is next to the airport and 'there is no VIP when several other reviewers specifically mentioned the VIP prices. If you are going to fabricate a review at least do your research.