the ultimate strip club list

Even on the weekdays, the place can fill up and be pretty packed. The crowds are thinner and the guys that show up on a weekday tend to be less scummy and more about the…

A sweet little bar amidst the countless sexwork opportunities on Aurora. Recently reopened, but as a first time visitor I was struck by how tidy and inviting it is: low lights but plenty of visibility.…

Twas the Afternoon before Thanksgiving and all thru the Club, hardly a creature was stirring. I arrived around 1PM. There were very few cars in the parking lot. No cover. This club is so dark.…

So, I decided to stop by this club on a Friday night. After not seeing many reviews online I didn't know if the place was actually open for business or not, so when I stopped…

Stopped by Dreams on a Saturday to celebrate a friend's birthday. If you want raunchy/sketchy/feel like you're in Mexico, this is the place to be!

First off, this place closes at 7am, and let me tell…

It’s been few months i was in men club. Walked in on a Wednesday. The place is usually layback during afternoon. Cost $5 to get in at 4 pm. Huge parking spaces at front.…

I decided to take a break from driving and found, in the middle of nowhere, the Pleasure Dome!!

A coupe of locals were outside for a smoke and comment about my attire of a t-shirt and…

I have been to the PO many times but have never had an experience quite as pathetic as this.

I arrived on a Wednesday afternoon around 1pm. As has been described before, it is a very…

First time in Miami and first time at a strip club. There’s no better place than a strip club past midnight with the boys and a quick google search showed us that Tootsies is basically…

First time going on a Tuesday and I may have to make it more of a regular occurrence.

I arrived around 12:30 pm and there were probably 10 customers there already. The lunch of the…

This place is like 200 yds down from St. James. I used to go here before and after a lot of nothing at St. James. It's in a very small plaza, next door…

After a visit to Sahara, I dropped by imperial. I do like the layout of this club better as the lap dance chairs are much nicer and more private. Also they give out free entry…

I went to Nite Moves Gentlemen’s Club on a Friday night at 23:00. The parking lot is behind the ugly purple building. There was a $15 cover charge to enter. The club does not allow…

I paid a visit on 11/23/2022 around 11:17 PM. The layout is still the same and nothing has changed. Around 25 dancers with Cubans being the majority. Clients skewed older white men.

Major Observations:

(1) Spent time…

I dropped by at about 7pm, paid my $20 at the door and bought my $10 water at the bar before sitting down. This isn't my first time here so I kinda have a favorite…

So I've describe this place a lot. DJ booth on the left when you walk in, bar on right, stage to the left in front of DJ booth yada yada yada. You can look at…

The appearance inside is still as described in previous reviews of the old Shimmers. Visually the club has not changed much from the old days of Shimmers. I did not see any dancers around 12:30…

I went to the club on a Friday at about 9 pm. The parking lot was almost full which is a goods sign.
The club IS OUT IN THE MIDDLE OF NOWHERE.The last three miles…

Very slow -- this place usually has a decent showing on a Monday night. Probably slow due to upcoming Thanksgiving. No admission fee. Security: metal detector, license scan. Drink prices, rum & coke: $12.50,…

Indulge is a classic "block" bar, which means divey, ultra high mileage and somewhat pricey.

I walked right in on a Saturday afternoon a few weeks ago, no pat down or even ID check.…

I have been going to Dancers lately. It’s not a free for all like the old Inner Room but I like that it’s a little more intimate than the other cocoa beach clubs.
The club…

I went on Tuesday around 1:30 pm. Parking lot was not full. There were 10-12 cars. Security check done, proceeded to front desk charged me 10$ cover. Went down stairs only 3 customers and 5…

I'm horrible with names, but went for on a Sunday for 2 for 1 dances and got amazing dancers by a number of girls. A mixture of body types with fewer fake girls than…