the ultimate strip club list

Haven’t been here that much since the end of golf season.
When I’m in the area for golf it’s a nice stop but if it’s going to be a 25 minute drive, I usually go…

Lollipops had not had a review in some time, so I took the journey north past 10 other clubs to take one for the team. Would I ever go back - only if my…

For starters, Saturday was my first time in a strip club, and this is my first review, so apologies if it's not up to snuff.
My wife and I arrived at Al's with a group of…

A few mixed feelings about this club. I'll try to be as honest as I can.

Silk is located just outside of Middleton, with not a ton around it. There was a $10 cover fee when…

This was a holiday weeknight visit; Pretty early, around 7pm. This club has a big center stage with a staircase from the second floor. The bar here is tiny with maybe 4 stools, some high…

Dream Girls is a fairly large club in an industrial area of Lincoln Park on a street off Outer Drive. The parking lot isn't extremely well-lit, but has always seemed safe enough. I rolled into…

This is a typical SLC dive strip club with alcohol.

The parking lot is in the back and well lit. As you walk in there is an ID check and no cover.

2 bars with a…

Arrived at Club 205 after a bust visit to Club Tease. Upon walking in around 2pm, it was packed!

No cover. No bouncer. Took me a minute to gather my bearings and sort my way through…

I was back in the area for a meeting so decided to check out Torpedoes. I hadn't been there since 2018 and it's gone down hill. As you walk in the DJ both is…

I'll say it up front, you have to be in a particular mindset to enjoy this place. It is all locals, kind of cliquish, and most of the dancers are older. There is…

Was out with some of my buddies and they wanted to go to a club. I didn't want to go to the peppermint hippo but they did. So we ended up going there against my…

I almost went to Bourbon Street after reading the fantastic review by AZDD, but decided to stop at Hi Liter. Phoenix has great weather in January. Earlier this month, I was in Nebraska. Temp was…

This strip club is pretty close to my apartment so I've been a couple of times, but honestly this might have been my last. You pay a $10 cover for the times I've been (between…

Having been castigated for reviews that are too short and for reviews that are too long, I decided to adjust this review to seek a balance.
It won’t make the DesertDouche happy but this may be…

Arrived around 430 on purpose to watch the dancers scuffling in the door. Been here several times over the years, but long lapses between visits. The bar top runs straight ahead ad you…

Visiting Seattle from California and this will be my third time at pandoras. Luckily my 2 favorites were there. Monse and Luna. If you are into a real hard core experience you gotta have dances…

I've been a loyal patron in my former years as a single bachelor. I got a hall pass over holiday season, as my fiancee went back home for 3 weeks.

Been maybe 4 years since…

I have come through this area a few times and Paradise is a great spot if you’re looking for a more aggressive club. The cover was $20 and there was a drink requirements but…