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So I decided to check this place out again on a Saturday afternoon around 3:30. You walk in thru a metal detector the guy at the door had me empty my pockets. there is a…

After a brief 20 minute visit Monday I decided to hit Diamonds Saturday afternoon as Vivid was packed. Got there at around 6:00, $10 cover and no parking fee, light pat down and a friendly…

After a week of messaging with others on here, I had visiting clubs on the brain. Soooo I decided Friday would be a great time to help dancers earn some St. Patrick’s Day green.

I…

I had not been to Cheaters for a few years. It was definitely before COVID. At that time, the place just seemed to be going no where. The girls were friendly enough,…

Got to the club around 9:30pm after losing at the casino. Paid $10 (i think) cover and went inside. The stage is in the middle of the room and the bar is at the opposite…

Deja Vu 3/18

I pull into a decently lit parking lot. You now enter through their little store (I think this is due to the on going construction) and pay your $20 cover to the bartender.…

To appease the not enough detail group. Pink building on route 130 plenty of parking Large center bar with dancers on stage in middle. Gace bartender ten bucks got a water.…

Got to the club around 9 and was surprised how there wasn't a single parking spot available in the front. I basically parked right next to the sign right at the entrance... but weirdly enough…

Back to HK after a 4 month absence. I made two trips last week, one on Sunday night and one on Wednesday night. Both nights I reserved a room as Cascada's. Even…

Wondered into Chicago club about 8:00 pm on a cold and wet Wednesday night. This club is quickly replacing HK as my favorite Zona Norte location, more on that coming.

I crossed the border twice…

I hadn’t been to Booby Trap in a while, so I finally decided to stop by Saturday afternoon. I generally prefer the variety of day shift dancers over at Cheetah so hadn’t been to…

I stopped in to scout the place while on my way to the airport and was pleasantly surprised.

The location is very handy just a block + off of I205 on Glisan. There is no…

So I’ve been talking to this stripper Chloe on Instagram for over a year. So she was going to be at this masquerade party at Show Palace. Lap dances was $10 until midnight. That was…

I dropped by on St. Patrick's Day because I like to see women taking off green clothes. There were a lot of dancers taking them off but unfortunately, under those green clothes were an…

I got out early from work and decided to make a detour over to PL. Parking lot at the Pink building wasn't too crowded. Walked in, long rectangle bar, girls dance on stage 2 songs,…

Went to The Venue on a free afternoon and had a bit of fun, but not much mileage.

Club layout: As you walk in there’s a stage in front of you, a bar to your…

As is tradition I stopped for a Chaps pit beef before my Wednesday visit to Gold Club after work. The pit beef was the highlight of the night but that's not a diss to the…

Visited this Spot for the first time on a Friday night around 7pm. It looks nice in the pictures when you google it but when I got there it looked completely different. The layout inside…

Mid-day at The Venue

After reading a couple of positive reviews, I decided to check out The Venue. It’s been quite some time since I last visited, probably pre-pandemic. This stop was early…

Full disclosure, this was a couple months ago, but I have been too busy to write anything.

I found myself in Philly for work and had to check out the legendary Outer Space Club. I had…

I came in Saturday night. When you walk in the bar is straight ahead. Stage was near it. It was one of those one girl type stages. I got a beer first and to…

After work I decided to go and check Flash dancers out. Big mistake! Let's start with their parking situation the lot they have is small and has three entrances all of which were blocked by…

Decided to drop by Kittens for a few. Pulled into the empty parking lot with only around maybe a dozen cars. Went inside and paid my $10 cover and drink. The bathroom…