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Millstream has to be THE most frequently reviewed club in the DMV, so it's challenging to add real value with a review. That said, it's been a couple months since the last review and recent…

Stopped in hoping to see Jade, but found Ella instead. Hadn’t seen her in forever. The parking lot was pretty empty. Paid my 15-16 bucks and got metal detected. Bar on left when entering. BYOB…

I decided to see what Chicas Locas was like this weekend, and I ended up having an underwhelming time.

Chicas Locas has a BYOB section and a topless section. I went to the BYOB side.…

Hadn’t been here in awhile so I stopped in. Large parking lot—no charge

Entry was $10 and they do scan your ID and a light pat down.

Entered the club, everything was as before. Lively…

Another Sunday afternoon, another visit to Boardroom. A friend and I had thought about driving south to the clubs in Boston or Providence, but we didn't feel like dealing with Boston traffic, and Providence clubs…

I went to PHL on a recent Saturday night. This was my first time down at the oft reviewed Pink Palace, and it certainly lived up to expectations.

The place has been reviewed many times…

I visited on a Friday afternoon, around 2pm. The place was pretty busy, probably a dozen ladies and at least that many patrons. There is one large rectangular bar in the center of…

Arrival (largely unchanged)
Got there at about 5, pretty standard suburban commercial plaza. It's set back from the street behind the Mobil gas station, best to turn at the next intersection and cut through the plaza…

I've only been here two times in the last 4 years, and either I hit the jackpot both times, or this is a good club. I saw a recent positive review of this place, and…

Saturday afternoon of Labor Day weekend was relatively slow, but I was alright with that. Plenty of parking, no cover, table available in the front and drinks were offered but not required. VIP on the…

I've been here many times but this is a comment is for a recent Saturday night visit. As for the basics, located in a non-descript area west of the main Ybor strip on the same…

It's the bright pink building on the north side of U.S. 130, next door to an auto dealer. Plenty of free parking. BYOB with a $10 admission fee which includes two non-alcoholic drinks.…

Solid gold is in a weird place. You know those road signs that say, "Last exit before toll". Or "Last gas till Vegas"?

That's this club. Driving to Niagara this is IT before…

This was my first time ever visiting a club like this, and while the night had some ups and downs, overall it was a pretty unforgettable experience.

First off, I want to sincerely thank the staff—especially…

Diamonds I believe opened around late 2023/early 2024. The next building down is the sister club Golden Dragon which is a juice bar. Diamonds is a couple of blocks down from Club Rouge. Same cover…

I visited the club two times, once Monday and Wednesday evening since it was close to my hotel. My overall experience was below average! Monday evening $5 entrance fee, I ordered beer by the…

I made my first ever visit to Archibalds around 9PM on a Saturday. The TUSCL web site says that the club opens at 6PM so I thought it would be in full swing by…

Have not been here in awhile so decided to stop by and see what the current lineup is like. There are occasions when you find a diamond in the rough. Girls that are uncomfortable going…

As I’ve gotten older, I have less and less desire to be out at a strip club at midnight, I would rather be in bed at that time. As a result of that, I’ve been…