the ultimate strip club list

OK, first the preliminaries, so I don't get slammed for "not enough details" (as if they haven't been outlined 50 times). Large paved parking lot. Self park on a Monday afternoon. Light pat down. No…

Stopped by the club around 3 pm and was very surprised by how dead it was. I mean, not a single dancer in sight. The bartender said some may come in later. They opened…

I went on Thursday before Memorial Day Weekend.

I had reached out to 2 or 3 dancers I found on IG but they were not in town.

I showed up, there was not a door girl…

Went on a Monday afternoon when I was lucky enough to get away from a conference early. The parking situation was easy and free and there was no cover charge at the time.

I think…

I had been going here for years, but started cutting back a couple years ago when one of my favorite dancers moved on. This was my first time back since they "remodeled" the place.…

This is part of the 5 club trip of lunacy I took with a friend in the Marines. This was the last stop. They promote no cover or parking charges for Memorial Day and keep…

I've been here a few times on Sunday but normally I'm a Friday guy. It's one of the few clubs in the bus line open on Sunday so its more busy on dayshift than it…

This is a combination of 2 visits, both weeknights and after dinner, so roughly 8-9pm in the evening.

The first visit was around 9 and there were probably 12-15 girls working. The place is nice. Doormen,…

I don't like this place. I've sworn on this site to never come back. But my Marine friend swore to protect this nation and that's a bigger deal than wanting to avoid some assholes at…

IG is a lie. We should all know that. Its a world where dancers all make 1000 a shift without being touched, no bitches can match a bad bitch because she's that bitch and PLs…

Stopped by on a recent Friday. The parking lot had quite a few cars. Wasn’t sure if that meant a lot of dancers or customers. About to find out.

Paid the new $16 rate at the…

I've actually been in Vivide way more since a fav of mine from Diamond, a 90 pound Cuban with long black hair and a huge smile, came back to the city, but those trips weren't…

I visit Austin 2-3 times a year and always make time for at least one visit to XTC Cabaret. My visits are always in the afternoon; see xtcaustin.com for various dance specials throughout the week.…

I stopped by last Tuesday for their $10 special and got there around 9 PM. There was a $10 cover at the entrance, and both the bouncers and the manager were welcoming right off the…

Stopped in Cheerleaders a little past midnight on a recent Tuesday night. It is on Front Street near the stadiums. Big, well lit parking lot. Never felt unsafe.
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Walk in, pay $10 cover,…

Another visit to TT, same as usual. Great vibe overall but get there earlier as top girls seem to get occupied by whales or groups at times. TT seems to be a bit more popular…

Jaguars is one of the those hole in the wall type strip clubs. But if you can catch it on the right night it can be a lot of fun. The club is definitely run…

Millstream has to be THE most frequently reviewed club in the DMV, so it's challenging to add real value with a review. That said, it's been a couple months since the last review and recent…

Stopped in hoping to see Jade, but found Ella instead. Hadn’t seen her in forever. The parking lot was pretty empty. Paid my 15-16 bucks and got metal detected. Bar on left when entering. BYOB…