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This is not a strip club or a FKK. Best description is a hostess/brothel club. I went 3 times, one early shortly after they open (about 4PM), and then dinner time and finally 11PM. I…

I was in the area again so I made a visit to the Playhouse. You can't miss the bright, pink building on route 130. I entered and sat down on the side of the…

Visited on a Wednesday walking in at 12 noon. No ID check no cover charge just walk in and find a seat. When you first come in the bar is to the right, bathrooms back…

As my screen name suggests, I’m from the one of the best little strip club cities in the country. Having travelled a lot for work, I can honestly say it’s rare that a club delivers…

Came here on a whim as I haven't been here in a while and had the evening/night to myself and just wanted some dances and a drink. There is a parking lot in the back…

I visited the Playhouse in the afternoon and it's good to see that some things haven't changed. Easy 5 minutes drive after exiting the NJP and a beeline to the pink building on 130…

I arrived around 5 on Wednesday so I knew it would be slow. I paid the $20 fee, got my bottle of water and sat down. There's was only a few customers there at this…

I met a buddy in Lake Geneva for a bite to eat and some drinks at Owl Tavern. I will make a point of saying that the Smoked Beef Brisket Mac-N-Cheese was excellent.…

Saturday visit to PH. Light crowd and lineup. No doorman. Pay bartender 10 cover for 2 soft drinks. Byob. Girls dance topless. Dances are 39 for 4 minutes in private rooms with cameras. Cd monitor calls…

Nice club and the doorman was polite, well dressed and cool. Let me in at 50% off $10 cause it was within a few days of my birthday. Nice. Metal detector wave…

Went to LA for Memorial Day weekend and stuck around here a few extra days, and found myself wanting to try a new club here (I've been to Synn a few times). Was recommended Paradise…

A new study revealed that 80% of men have shown up to a funeral with a condom on hand… just in case one thing leads to another. 2,000 adults ages 18 to 35 took part in…

Been to this place around 3 to 4 times now, and this review is a summary of all my visits. Location : This strip club is located just opposite to a rail track on a busy…

I too an afternoon lunch break to re-visit the newly re-done Raven. I visited there every now and again before the previous owner died and this place was great value. There were four dancers on rotation…

We visited E11even on the last Sunday of spring break. As locals, we took advantage of the free entry until 11pm. They promised us a free drink at the door, but there weren't any in…

Following Scarlet Lounge on their Instagram account, a few weeks ago they posted that they were going to close for a couple of days to update their stage. Before the pandemic, SL was a favorite…

This was my second time to this club in the last year, neither of them was great but at least this time was better. I was staying at the hotel/casino nearby and was able to…

Went on Sunday night during memorial weekend. Got there around 9pm, looked kinda slow, me and a buddy got seats at bar pretty easily. Drinks are cheap. Probably 10 plus girls working, some hot latinas…

Love going here and posting another review on a day I don't normally go. Stopped by on a Wednesday and was happy to report the same quality as I always get. For anyone not familiar, Clancy's…

CLUB Situated in a warehouse style parking lot. You enter , pay a $35 cover and your faced with an expansive place. Bar on the right - no alcohol due to full nude. Ramp style stage…

I normally fly solo on club outings but this time I was with some buddies. Decided to check out Kittens for the first time. I've read reviews on this place for daytime fun but since…

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Then and only then will mobs of black youths finally stop beating the ever living fucking shit out of random people all across America. Come on everyone, we can do this. Now let’s all hold…

Nikitas continues to stay the course, with few changes and even attempts to bring in new clientele. Almost nothing had changed in months - place still decent place to watch what is usually better than average…

Despite arriving later in the evening and missing out on the half-price admission, I paid the standard entrance fee of $20. As I entered the club, the atmosphere remained familiar and inviting, setting the stage…

Went to the club on a Thursday night went with a guy after 2am and stayed till closing at 4am. The women looked attractive, but we mostly saw only Cuban girls. A waitress approached us…

Cliff notes: 1/10 overall, only go here if you want to see just how awful a club can get. Stopped by Monday evening on Memorial Day weekend just after midnight with a male compatriot. Only a…

After a disappointing visit to the Landing Strip (see separate review), I decided to try the Red Rose, since it was on my route. I must tell you the experience was very different (in the…

I arrived on a mid-Friday afternoon. The club is located off a main road, is well lit and trafficked with ample parking. Upon entering I was shocked at how busy it was for the time…

Been here a few times and have left reviews before. On this night there were several hot chicks working. Most in their early 20’s. Only a few patrons and the girls were super…

This place is kind of a shit hole. There’s a creepy sallyport entrance with one way glass that makes you guess whether or not someone’s watching you. I knocked on the glass, and…

After a forgettable visit to Pandora’s we decided to try to salvage our evening at Kittens on our way back to the hotel. One good thing about Kittens is it is only about 10 minutes…

Went in here two thursdays in a row recently..both experiences basically the same... the place is right on linden ave in a semi-industrial area... it comes up on you quick if…

Went around 11pm on a Tuesday. The cover was $7, and the drinks weren't too bad. The ladies were relatively nice-looking... Mainly natural-types. Being from out of town, I was surprised to learn that the lap dances…

Went here on a Sunday on a whim. Walked in after 9 or so. Wasn’t too crowded. Handful of girls were working and some more started coming in as time went on. I went with…

Booked a reservation at Hotel Cascadas for Memorial Day Weekend about a week in advance and finally made the drive over to California on Friday. Parked for only $10/day at a lot near a shoe…

Since I’ve been involved in this mongering game I’ve taken every possible opportunity to visit the most highly regarded clubs. I was passing through Atlanta and just had to make a stop here. I arrived at…

Like every other review states, the area is sketchy but I was there at noon on Tuesday, so it wasn't too bad. $5 cover is paid to a booth attendant. That booth is like 5…

Went by on a Tuesday afternoon. Got there around 12:30, which turned out to be much too early. Admission was $6. There were only two dancers and it took them a long time to…

Its been a minute since I visited HP and it seemed like nothing has changed. HP is located in a safe residential neighborhood with ample parking near the Clifton border. I went during lunch time and…

Went by on Thursday afternoon around 1:30. Early enough that they weren’t charging a cover charge. Bottle of water was $4 and a beer was $5. They also have a full service bar. You are buzzed in…

After a mixed experience the last time I visited, I decided to give Divas another chance with a late Wednesday night visit. Same experience as last time when I arrived, although it was a bit…

The cover charge is a flat rate of $35 and includes the wristband for the VIP, whether you go to the VIP or not. 2 dance stages. The second stage gets used after about 10…

This is a YMMV club if I’ve ever been to one. To start if you drive to fast you’re gonna miss this place that’s how much it doesn’t look like a club. The parking lot…

Honestly, I should be used to this by now. Strip clubs are no exception regarding fun girls that want to have fun. I've always been a hardworker, and my experience with customer service instantly makes…

I have been to the CC many times over the years, this review covers the three most recent visits. The Cajun Club has been there at least 25 years and I used to go there…

I had a few hours to kill so headed up to BTs. I parked in the lot across Michigan avenue for free. No hassle about that and no cover. Took a seat…