Depressing by normal standards, Miserable by Miami Standards

Cliff notes: 1/10 overall, only go here if you want to see just how awful a club can get.

Stopped by Monday evening on Memorial Day weekend just after midnight with a male compatriot. Only a car or two outside. Was greeted at the door by security with a $10 cover charge, and then proceeded to the bar.

The layout is a large oval bar with poles inside the actual bar, with poles for the dancers to hold onto from the ceiling. Beers were $7, standard liquor selection. At first could only see two girls seated at the bar, one other was sitting on the couches behind us who approached quickly. Middle aged woman from Belgium with bad dark circles under her eyes who immediately asked if we'd like to go to the back. After we expressed that we weren't interested in a private dance, she went back to laying on the couch.