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PLACE: Solid Gold. Free parking with tons of light. Valet is offered but, not sure for how much. I arrived before 7 so there was no cover. Inside the club is nice with 2…

Got there at about a quarter past 4 PM. Both valet and self park, I self parked. No issues with lot. The club looks nice, well maintained, inside and out. Larger…

The environment has been well-covered by others, including me, so I’ll be brief. $15 cover includes a drink, and interior is incredibly dark when you come in off the street. Plenty of simple chairs around…

A very rare occurrence, but I have an early Saturday evening free to go to a club. 10 years ago I would have just spent a couple lovely hours at Zachary's, but that's closed so…

So I admit it ... I have clubbed 2-3 times over the last 6 months and just not written a review. Honestly, I don't enjoy the smoke and overall scene much anymore.…

Decided to show up on a Friday night out of curiosity. Cover was $35.

The music was loud, making it difficult to talk to anyone. Lighting was pretty dim. There was a decent amount of open…

Location:
Right at the Smithton exit off the interstate, behind the big Flying J. Easy enough to get to, but just far away from where I live. For me the commute gets harder and harder…

Thursday’s weekly special is $350 for a half-hour private room session, for anyone who isn’t aware. (Usual price is $450/half hour while Mondays is $200.) I think this means the ladies are getting a bit…

Quality of girls vary. 1st visit there were like 18 girls working, proceeding visits the numbers have been smaller than that (roughly 6-14 average). Apparently late at night there are upward of 30 girls. Small…

Quick Review:
Prices: $10 cover. $10 lap dance, $95 x 3 songs, $200 x 30 min, $350 x 1 hour, $6-10 per drink (the club signage demands patrons have a drink at all times)

Dancers: 5-8s, 90%…

So this was my first ever strip club visit solo and I went about 2 months ago. Because of that I do not have a lot of context, but hopefully my perspective as a true…

Plenty of parking in the rear. Area is fenced in very well and seemed secure. Now my visit was during the afternoon. It's right beside a busy truck stop so lots of folks around…

Arrived at 3:30 on a Saturday afternoon and could not wait to get out of the car, after fighting the typically bad traffic. Parking lot was only 70% full or so, which I was very…

Went in for breakfast at opening which is 11am. Ordered a Special, and a root beer. This is an 8oz steak with steak fries and garlic bread. Total was under $13. I was tipping $2…

In Dallas for one night and planned to hit up the day shift at another club on Saturday (review to follow). SR was very close to my hotel so I got in around 830pm with…

I grew up in Philly and spent many years going to strip clubs there, going back to the 80's. Most of the good places are long gone. A few are still OK, but are hit…

I have described this place before nothing has changed. However they do have a $5 cover charge when there are 3 or more dancers. Have been here a few time since I last made a…

This is almost a story of two clubs in one.
Before 9:00 pm, about 80% of the dozen or so dancers were latinas (mostly Cuban) and were tightly grouped in the 6-7 range with a…

Arrived at Vivide at 1:00 on a Friday. Free parking, a quick pat down at the door, and $10 to get in. Bottled water was $5.00 at the bar.

I met up with TUSCLers…

I got into town on a Thursday around 3:00, so I decided to check out Fantasia even though I had planned an evening visit. Parking was free in a paved lot with ample space.…

I stopped by Lace on the way home from the Palisades Mall one Thursday evening. I have not been to this club in a number of years, so I decided to check it out.…

Got here on a Saturday early evening they had just opened I believe. Cover was $10. It has an adult book store that is not real big. Beyond that there is the main stage (at…

Everyone knows already but here are the details. Pink Building on 130, Not far from PA Turnpike. Lots of parking. $10 cover. $30 per song. DJ calls out after each song in…

This place has been around for 35 yrs with two different names. The old old Centerfold had a pool table and held small tournaments on Sundays. But I degress. Bucks had an incident on New…

Nice looking place that can be seen off the freeway. Went in on a Tuesday night around 930pm. Parking lot looked pretty empty but surprisingly there were a few people inside. Paid $20 cover and…

Another visit to vivide last monday. Had to go in to the Atlanta downtown area for a work related event so ended up here as usual around 4 pm. My regular days are Tuesdays or…

The plan was to meet up with my TUSCL buddies Bubba267 and Eastcoaster on Friday, April14 about 1PM. The plan worked. We like to go early and leave before the place gets really crowded. So…

So I'm in Babylon for the weekend and noticed 3 of the adult entertainment clubs all near a huge graveyard in an industrial park.

There are also traditional strip clubs nearby but that's not my…

Paid another visit to Bristol Risque. Club is not far away from I95 exit. Ample parking space in the back. On entrance there is a metal detector. No one man’s it during day time. On…

I was in Austin for the first time, and as usual, did my research on TUSCL ahead of time to identify the club with the most appeal to me. I don't really have a preference…

On a nice, sunny Saturday afternoon, I arrived a Vivide. I’ve been to Vivide once before, but it was at night and it was too much of a party scene for me. I enjoy laying…

Stopped by Club B near Sun Prairie/DeForest area while I was in the Madison area for a few days. I typically swing by here when I'm in the area every 2-4 months. This…

It was a decent bar to go to that was fairly busy. There were 2 girls working that were pretty good looking from the IG. The space of the place was pretty decent for advice…

Visited on a Thursday afternoon at about 2pm. Cover was $5.

While I think I've been to every other club in San Antonio, I've never been to Sugar's - largely because my wife…