Palazio Cabaret
501 E Ben White Blvd Austin, TX 78704

Unlikely to return soon

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JakeX21
Jul 18, 2023, 2:13 AM
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Visited: Friday After Midnight

PLACE: This was unfortunately the only real positive aspect overall. The layout isn’t as questionable as some of the other Austin clubs. I guess it could have just been slower than it typically is for a Friday night, but it didn’t feel crowded. It was relatively clean, which I appreciated.

 

PEOPLE: There were a ton of dancers. Likely 100+. They were too aggressive for my liking. From the moment we walked in, we were swarmed. They were quick to try to get VIP, typically in pairs. If you didn’t accept, they were sure to make their attitude clear in return. They were relatively forward that extras would be on the table, but I didn’t click with any of them enough to find out what all was available.

 

PRICE: This is what ultimately makes it a no from me. While the interior feels classy, the dancers and their attitudes aren’t enough to justify the high prices. Some were asking $40-$60 for a dance, $1,200 for VIP (for two). I found it interesting that the drinks seemed to be the fairest aspect price wise.

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