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Diamond Dolls can be a bit tough to get into. It looks like the only entry is a left turn just before a stoplight at a fairly busy intersection. The parking lot was…

I pulled into Solid Gold around 5 PM. The were more cars in the parking lot than I had seen during my last visits which I took as a good sign. The club…

Clifton Park, NY. Right by Saratoga Raceway with all the horse racing stuff. I'm told around summer time is big for this club. Just either way came from Nite Moves, after midnight here still good…

Went last Wed evening. Parking was easy, right in front of club. Walked in, there were about 5 dancers on the left by the high top tables and a few sitting at various…

I went to Nitro on a recent Saturday night with my wife. We arrived around 9 pm and paid around $25 in total cover, I don't remember the exact number. This was my…

Having checked out another club in the area Friday night, I decided to hit Molly Browns on Saturday night. It was less than a ten minute drive from my crummy motel room.…

Dropped in here in a cold night trying to find some fun. Should have read reviews before I went.

There was one (1) girl working the whole time I was there. No one ever went on…

Second daytime visit to V and is overall an enjoyable experience. If you are reading this and have never been to V, three things are 100% true:

1. This place is uncommonly bright for…

Starting with the most important-
Yes, you may score extras. I can't tell you how open a lot of the girls are to it, I always wait for them to offer, and only one did (priced…

Latham, NY. Friday night, just came from Shenanigans. Plenty of parking. I gotta admit place looks pretty dinky from the outside but inside is much better. Walk in, guy at the front sitting behing the…

Albany, NY. Friday night. Central ave seems like a decent area. Plenty of parking in the lot. Got here around 930pm and I was the only customer and dancers just started filing out. So getting…

First time ever going to a gogo bar on a tuesday night as I'm very new to the scene. I had read some reviews before going in and wanted to see if they true…

Schenectady, NY. Friday night. Just came from Red Envelope down the road. Plenty of parking walk up. I believe cover was $15, $10 military. Pat down by a dude at the front. Walk in, bathroom…

I was feeling like getting some loving from some Spanish honeys. It did not dissapoint. Was in town visiting family, had not been to a strip club in OKC and heard some…

Easter Sunday is not your classic strip club day in the northeast, with pretty much everywhere closed. Incorrectly assuming Florida would be different I went to Cheetahs: Closed. I went to Diamond Dolls:…

The Van Nuys sister club has been closed for a while, and I thought this club suffered the same fate. I happened to drive by on Wednesday night and the door was open and lights…

It was my friends and I’s first time visiting Rachel’s. This an upscale club, there were A TON of really hot chicks of all flavors. It has a club-like atmosphere and there are…

Visited on Thursday around 10 pm. Called a limo service for a pick up at the hotel, the driver arrived in about 30 min, very friendly. Calling limo waived the entrance cover. Place was nice…

Tale of Two Titty Clubs: At first, every girl on stage was fat or ugly, usually both. Enough ass opening to do a colonoscopy. Kind of lifeless, no real dancing or even anything seductive on…

So I’ve been to carnival before and was looking to have a quick stop in on my way to Philly. There’s some rather large updates going on at the building. New lit up…

First of all, Delaware is the last place on earth you should be expecting to go to a strip club for. But here I was, so I decided to give this “bikini lounge” a visit.…

Wynantskill, NY. Friday night after midnight. Right outside of Troy. This one is kind of out the boonies, the parking lot is surrounded by the woods. Plenty of parking, dirt lot. Club is just a…

There a lot of girls there all Black with a few Hispanic. Very loud gangsta music. No one spoke to me and I had to go up to the bar if I wanted a drink.…

So I think for dc it’s not bad value. Depends on the dancer but can get more than you would think if you spend. If your just going to watch football or whatever with somewhat…

I stopped in here Friday around 11pm. It was somewhat busy with about 10-12 girls working. The girls were anywhere from fugly to average. I didn't see any diamonds in the rough tonight but occasionally…

Arrived at 11pm, to a mandatory $10 valet. Parking lot was pretty full at this point. I had been to another club earlier in the day with good mileage so this was a marathon club…

I came to Bare Assets on a Sunday evening when invited by an old friend. I haven't visited this club in about 5 years. The demographic has definitely changed. When I visited years ago, it…

Went on a Monday Evening after work, the location is convenient for getting onto and off the highway, parking was easy on the slow night. Bouncer was cool, didn't give a hard time or charge…

I'd read that this place scanned your driver's license for admission. That can't be right, I figure.
Well, that's right.

The grown-up, not too bouncer-ey guy in a decent suit at the door says "Gotta scan your…

Had a flight to Pittsburgh shortly after so i thought i would stop by for a bit since there is no daytime cover and cheap beer bucket. When i got there there were at first…

Found myself in Des Moines again and Beach Girls is the closest club to the airport. I had been here before and had a pretty good time so decided to return.

Club is just a…

I had given up on Oasis. The last handful of times that I went in, were a complete and total waste of time. This time it was even worse. My flight…

I visited Synn in North Hills on a Thursday night around 11:30pm. I've been to this club about 5 times before and it's always a bit hit or miss. Same thing tonight.

The parking lot was…

I love my infrequent work trips through Jersey. I fill up with cheap gas, can hit a dispensary, find booze that my state doesn’t have, and there is the playhouse. Bright pink building; you can’t…

So just to preface this, it was my first time ever going to a strip club and though it was an amazing there are definitely something’s I would have liked to have known before hand…

One month ago I have been almost all the week in this club in the evening.
It is definitely my favorite club in Washington area.
The cover is 20$. And you have to find where to park…

Tried twice, couldn't give my money away here! Complete waste of time. Fuglytown!
Had good memories of COI clubs from years ago, but this time, nothing to see in this town, which they've sort of renamed.
(The…

Wife and I visited here last night and turnt tf up! As soon as we walked in we were greeted by security who searched us thoroughly, which i liked. The latino front door lady was…

I went on a Thursday in the afternoon arriving around 4pm and don't recall any cover at that time. The club itself was nice for a smaller town and a rural / industrial setting, long…

It’s been three years since anyone has reviewed this club , and I was the last reviewer , not much has changed since that time, only some of the faces . I arrived around 9:30,…

Elliott's is open but they often have no dancers. I last reviewed here 6 months ago and it appears as if no one else has been there and wanted to review it since then, I…

I went there to the landing strip Friday night with boys. $7 valet, $20 cover, and $25 to go into the vip. There was probably 15 dancers there. I tipped and talked to couple before…

I visited this place on Saturday after being bored while doing my taxes :) Realized I am getting some money back and decided to treat myself with some beautiful women. First up - you have…

So, decided to check out the Den. Nothing remarkable but neither am I. Paid the $15 cover ($25 later in the evening) got my bottle of Poland Spring entered and grabbed a…

Went on a Friday afternoon. The early shift was just leaving so there were less women. The best time to go is the 12-4 time period as the selection is best. The club is dark…

I went to Spearmint Rhino on a Wednesday night mostly due to the fact that this club is open until 3AM on weekdays and it was already past midnight. I was greeted by the bouncer…

Stopped by Dixies last Friday night. Got there around 11:45 and it was packed. My ID was checked, paid the $10 fee, activated the metal detector, and was patted down. It was very crowded with…

While on my way home from a boring night in CT, I stopped by Jr's due to it's close proximity to 95. There was no parking available in the lot, so I parked across the…