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Went to the club 2 Friday's ago. First time back in about a year but the dances were still very good in the VIP. The bouncer wasn't even watching most of the time.…

I was here on a Friday night a couple of weeks ago. The place was very packed. I spent most of my time drinking a few beers and sitting in different areas of the club.…

My observations are the same as with most of the clubs I've been to: hotter girls at night, but better mileage in the afternoon. I recently visited Lace twice at night and once…

This club is one of the better ones in Guam. The dancers are very good and quite friendly. I was there in mid-February in the middle of the week and the club as…

This was my first trip to a SC in years. I went somewhat on a whim when I casually mentioned to my female friend that we should do to a SC and she said 'sure'!…

This club isn't bad for a Vu, but nothing like the clubs in Seattle that I'm used to. It's got two stages in the main area and one in the VIP (which costs $5…

I went back a second night. Again mostly because there is nothing else to do in this town without a car. Taylor came up to me and said she was surprised to see…

Not fancy is a good way to describe this place. It is ultra small and almost nowhere to sit. Cover is up to $12 and it is BYOB. Most of the girl…

I've been back to this club a few times since discovering it. The girls are all pretty good looking. Pressure for dances and drinks is very low. During the slow afternoon period…

I stopped by recently. This place is good, but I think some of the reviews give it more credit then it earns. Girls were definitely frisky, but cautious. I'd like to give it 2 or…

Went there last week. Ladies were above average looking. Dances are worth the price. Had alot of fun will be back soon.

Made a follow-up visit on a Friday morning-afternoon. They open at 11am, but the dancers don't start until 12. I found that to be a bit odd. Maybe they do it to let the guys…

Vikings is one of the best clubs in Guam or at least it was in mid-February. The club is well layed out and the lighting and music was good. The dancers are good…

The good news is the new ordinance has been overturned for now and Trixies is open again. My review includes visits before & after the ordinance. The club is full nude and no…

Went back on a Friday with some friends to see if the club was any busier then the last time I had gone. Surprisingly the club still wasn't very busy. Since I don't go very…

A nice club for a bikini club. Some dancers will show more in the VIP room, most will not. Andi is one hot young, young lady. Very cute. Anna the waitress…

I love this place because the dancers don't hustle drinks they just dance and put it right in your face. For the most part the girls are georgous. Lap dances are available but…

I went to this club last Saturday afternoon and had the time of my life. I was hanging out in the Sportsman and could not get a dance or even a cabaret. It…

Decent club. But it has the typical MA rules against lapdances.
The club itself is nice and clean, with one big oval bar against one wall, and a S-shaped raised stage on the other with chairs…

Skybox is about a 40 minute drive from the Chicago area. It is located in a OK part of town. Good thing is they have a huge free parking lot so you feel…

This place just gets better and better. I had my first dances with Destiny and Alanna(sp?). They rock! Destiny looks cute on the web site, but she was much sexier in person…

I really like this club. I went on a Sunday night a few weeks ago, and the place was packed. About 30 dancers (all black except one white) and maybe 150 customers (again…

As I give this place a 3, it will not change it's ranking as #11 on the worst list, but I would like to come to its defense at least a little. As far as…

This place is definitely an acquired taste. First of all, it's a private club, so you have to "join" (for free). There's one big horseshoe bar directly in front of the main entrance, with a…

Nice club,as with any other nude Deja Vu it is booze free. 8 dollar cover with an 8 dollar unlimited soda. They have a nice upstairs and downstairs stage. I judge a place by its…

My boyfriend raved about this club for a good year before we both went together. The club isn't huge or fantastically snazzy but it more than makes up for this with the girls who I…

I went in on a slow night although it just happened to be one of the girl's birthday. Needless to say, I received a pretty good birthday present from the birthday girl with 3…

Stopped in to check out Henry's on a Monday evening... and was very disappointed with the entire experience. Overpriced cover ($8) started things off and quickly followed by the most oppressive drink hustle I've…

After years of going in here (off and on), I still can't decide if I like it.

The barmaid is a lot of fun, and the girls can be friendly (although sometimes they can't be bothered…

I don't know how much more I could add that hasn't already been said.

Pluses:

$10 cover for all-u-can-drink
huge buffet of babes
good wait staff
they show pornos in the lap dance room

Minuses:

short songs
girls generally don't linger to chat;…

I checked out this club after visiting St. James Cabaret (see review). It is very difficult to find off the highway exit. The clientele seemed more blue-collar than the other Houston clubs. I didn't stay…

I made another trip to The Ball Park last Saturday evening and cameaway realizing I don't have to go there anymore. At least not on a Saturday night. There were 4 dancers working, none…

Teddies is a difficult club to rate. It's in a medium size one story building. Small parking lot in the back.

This is not a gentlemen's club by a long shot. It's…

Yeah, I agree with the review that says anything extra is one in a thousand...but I got that and more here. Took one of the ladies to the first back room -- which did…

Stopped in late on both a Monday and Wednesday. Each time there were about 6 or 7 girls working and maybe a few more customers. Drinks were $6 at the bar. It's a long and…

Went to T's this past Friday during the day. The short review is it's a pretty great place. Full bar, full nudity, cheap drinks.

Long review: When you first walk in, there's a decent sized…

My wife and I went to these clubs Friday night. The place really doesn't get going until almost 1130, and the bar tender told us on Saturday, it doesn't really get doing until 1230.…

Stopped in on a Monday night and the place was pretty crowded and there seemed to be about 10 girls working. Unless there was a stunner hiding in the VIP room, they ranged from 4-6…