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published 1 yr ago
So-so quality and poor supply, but better than others in Baltimore and good VIP

4.0

They don't have a lot of girls working, and sometimes there are more men than the dancers. The club is open in the daytime on weekdays starting at 12 noon. On a typical weekday afternoon…

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published 1 yr ago
Sunday night visit
reviewed by
Artgeek

8.0

Pulled into the lot and despite being quite large it was almost full. I was surprised for a Sunday night. Managed to park at the back with some more available spots there. It was busy…

review
published 1 yr ago
Decent but shaky
reviewed by
PurpleStick202

6.3

So first I’ll say, I arrived about 10pm which was probably my first mistake. I arrived rather early for this club. But I paid the rather steep cover. Then I went in and took a…

discussion
started 1 yr ago
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Germans don't do Fkk's
posted by
shadowcat

'I'm a sex tourist – prostitutes help us lonely men and we lift them from poverty'

Full story and photos:

dailystar.co.uk

review
published 1 yr ago
Disappointing Night At Rick's
reviewed by
jadedmillennial

3.3

Went to Rick’s on the Saturday before New Year’s Eve from 7 and 10p. The cover charge was $20 which may have been because it was New Year’s weekend. The last time I…

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published 1 yr ago
1st time at Cricket
reviewed by
ww

5.7

My first time visiting. I wanted to check it out for the longest because some reviews gave the impression there are a "lot" of AA dancers working here.

That could be true based…

discussion
started 1 yr ago
Lap Dances in 2024?
posted by
mossmaurice

Soooo, last time I ventured in the bar tender let me know that lap dances were no longer going to be available (This was November). However, I was curious and DMed the instagram account and…

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published 1 yr ago
Shabby Chic
reviewed by
radiochinmoku

7.7

Came here on a weekday night not sure what to expect. Turned out to be a pretty good time. The place is big, with a bar on the wall near the entrance and two small…

review
published 1 yr ago
Good lunch spot
reviewed by
somefunoverless

7.0

I went to Rick's on a weekday for lunch to kill time before my appointment. Overall it was a good value and I recommend going during a weekday for a cheap timekiller.

Sat at a table…

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published 1 yr ago
More time at Oasis
reviewed by
TheSingularity

7.0

I’d been craving a repeat trip to Oasis ever since my last visit with N, so I made the trek down to south philly after a work presentation to see if she was around. Arrived…

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published 1 yr ago
Weird vibe hinting at days gone by
reviewed by
Dtwguy

5.7

Interesting Windsor club that probably has its best days behind it, but still a perfectly fine option if you’re in the mood to see some TnA (and everything else)

Showed up around 8pm, there was a…

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published 1 yr ago
No Longer a Strip Club - Bar Only
reviewed by
livinitinva

2.0

Closed - Strip Club Operations have Ceased.

"Misty" had moved her operations from the "Drunk Horse Pub" to this location.
Much like DHP, it was never full-time operations as a Strip Club. Rather a regular bar/venue…

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published 1 yr ago
LPL on a Saturday
reviewed by
TheSingularity

4.7

Found myself some free time awhile back and I figured I’d check out La Pearl. Neighborhood isn’t the best but when I got there (5:30ish) parking nearby was easy to find. Paid the $10 cover…

discussion
started 1 yr ago
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The TUSCLer Two Decade Club
posted by
wallanon

Later this year I'll have been lurking around TUSCL for 20 years. So as I recall shadowcat was in the midst of his run at Platinum Plus back in 2004 when I started posting after…

review
published 1 yr ago
nice club for area | Expensive | 0 eye candy
reviewed by
Grjax

4.3

Came here 3 years ago after Covid restrictions where lifted. Thought I would check it out again. There are signs with led lights flickering that lead you to it.

Main parking was packed, but you park…

discussion
started 1 yr ago
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NFL puts playoff game on pay network
posted by
twentyfive

I’ve been an NFL guy forever but this is different. It’s not like they’re not getting paid for their product but putting the Miami Dolphin v Kansas City Chiefs wild card game exclusively on a…

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published 1 yr ago
Super Tuesday
reviewed by
Sandy26

6.3

Decided to visit on a weekday and chose Tuesday afternoon. Paid the usual entry fee ($21 which included a drink) and took a corner table as the middle ones close to the stage were occupied.…

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published 1 yr ago
Bandaids Wednesday Afternoon
reviewed by
LazyJohn

6.0

Walked into Bandaids mid-afternoon on a Wednesday. Place had two rooms, so I started at the long bar in the first room and had a beer. Chatted with someone there but moved to…

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published 1 yr ago
Good, handsy weeknight
reviewed by
jmad123

7.3

In town for work, visited (first time) late on a weeknight. Probably got there around 11, free self-parking in a big lot in back (I think they had guys doing valet too). Cheap…

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published 1 yr ago
Slow Thursday Night
reviewed by
juand74

5.0

Was in town for business staying near the convention center. Doorman at my hotel recommended this place. Visited around 8 pm but the place was still relatively slow, opens around 6. Paid…

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published 1 yr ago
Fun Sunday in Pompano. Hot latina girl.
reviewed by
Slmracer

7.0

Diamond Dolls was a fun time. Being from so cal the south Florida club vibe is quite different. Got the around 7pm on Sunday and was surprised how crowded the place was.…

discussion
started 1 yr ago
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Ole Glory Daze hours?
posted by
uniquename

Going to try to stop by later this week, but cannot find their web presence anywhere. Can anyone tell me what their hours are?

review
published 1 yr ago
A night of Debauchery
reviewed by
sexynerd12

8.3

It is really surprising that this club has been reviewed only once in the past 5 years. Probably because this is not the traditional strip club; it is more like a swingers club. I went…

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published 1 yr ago
A Sunday Evening in Orlando
reviewed by
Waiyee

6.0

I've meant to check out this club for some time since I spend a lot of time in the area and have never seen it. The parking lot looks very small and I found…

discussion
started 1 yr ago
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Is anybody else curious about Snerzy’s perspective?
posted by
rickthelion

C’mon Biseggi… tell you bud Snerzy to share his side of the story. ROAR!!!

discussion
started 1 yr ago
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Locales we never ever talk about
posted by
Muddy

Recently I've hit some strip club cities that, and I've been here a minute now, that we just don't really seem to talk about. Some that come to mind recently. There is probably reason for…

ARTICLE
published 1 yr ago
Dear Penthouse
written by
captainfun

For the article police, I'll just preemptively say that this submission is too long to be a discussion and I'm not necessarily seeking a dialogue on the topic - unless of course others wish to chime in or share their tale.

This is a bit of a Dear Penthouse story that I recently had with a civvie girl. Sharing this…

review
published 1 yr ago
Ok visit
reviewed by
Mmagoblue1

6.7

Long time since I’ve been here. I decided to visit on a Tuesday evening, around midnight a couple of weeks ago. They detoured the entrance so that you drive in a curved path to get…

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published 1 yr ago
Hot and Efficient: PO At Its Best
reviewed by
Manuellabore

5.7

Decided to take a slight detour on my way to catch an evening flight from PHL. Purple Orchid is a squalid looking purple cube at the intersection of two thoroughfares in industrial southwest Philadelphia. It…