the ultimate strip club list

I still go to the Pink Pony more frequently than TT. But I have gone enough to TT to share more information! This visit was on a Thursday evening, got there about 6.…

cam in around 11. parking was horrible and no valet. there's a bar nextdoor so that was nice but this is strictly byob i saw some guys drinking room temp canned beer out of…

Portland, OR. Friday night. A lot of people in this area, well lit. Various bars around here. Also you got homeless guys begging for change. Walk in, guy with a big time western accent, all…

Portland, OR. Friday night. Not many reviews for this place, I wonder if it's new. I parked my car in a lot around the corner. There's a lot of people out here, food trucks clubs,…

This place was close to my hotel so I stopped in for a visit. The inside is nice inside, its modern, very clean and spacious. $10 cover. Looks like a place you'd find in Dallas…

I went to EB on a friday night with some buddies. Club is off exit 68 in a strip mall next to subway. Plenty of parking. Cover charge was only 5$. We were surprised that…

Portland, OR. Friday night. This is more an afterhours joint, I think it goes till 6am no alchol here. Right back by Club Rouge where I started the night and parked right in the lot…

It had been some time since I’d visited this place. Being in the general vicinity, I took the opportunity to stop by for a few hours in the afternoon. I arrived after lunch and stayed…

On a recent Sunday evening, I decided to visit Maximus Strip, a popular strip club located in the heart of the city. As I arrived at around 4:30 PM, I was greeted by the sight…

This is a fun place. Headed here after a total bust at the Penthouse. Lots of variety of girls here, black, white, hispanic, Asian, curvy, skinny, tats, no tats. I found the girls to all…

Had to pass by a friend's house, so decided to stop here for a couple drinks since it's really close by. Walked in around 3 PM, and there was no cover charge. There were about…

I came, I saw, I fucked. Hong Kong club continues to deliver a debaucherously good time with smoking hot chicas, though the experience here is substantially marred by increasing costs and management gimmicks.

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I went during the twilight between day and night shifts. Probably should have come in earlier because I missed out on some of the foxy day girls.

I had a weird experience coming in tonight. I…

Silver Criket is a good, reliable club. If I got better cellphone service here, I’d say it’s damn neee perfect. Day shift talent level is more than passable. No cover (during the day), no…

Portland, OR. Saturday night. I heard a lot about this place but I guess they moved locations so that ruins the history/magic really. It looks like it goes back to the 30's as a piano…

Good club went in on a weekday I requested the free pickup from my hotel to the club which was quick and free just tipped the driver. Once you get to the club you go…

I'm happy to say they've finally had some good looking dancers in this club again. This place seemed like a dead zone for a while during and after covid. But now there's…

Portland, OR. Friday night. Just came from Club Rouge a few blocks away. In normal cities I would just park the car somewhere and walk but I did not want to leave my car anywhere…

This stop was a mixed bag. I visited Boxxx near shift change, just before 7pm. No cover when I walked in. Beers were $4. Laps are 20, 30 min room is 100.…

Portland, OR. Friday night. Downtown. I was in Oregon checking out the coast and at night, strip club time. Parking is a bitch and I was paranoid about my car because this can be a…

It's next to the rockza, basically in the same parking lot. Stopped in had to pay a cover to a small shed right in front of the entrance. Walked upstairs, was patted down by their…

Sam’s has topless strippers and a full bar. Its near the Spearmint Rhino Downtown location so it is really easy to get shitfaced and quickly walk a really long block East to the Rhino…

I think I'm over this place.

Stopped in late afternoon Tuesday, only two cars in the parking lot and only two dancers on the clock. Ordered a soda and after using the bathroom sat…

Accompanying my friend on his quest to explore a new club led us to Diamond, a recommendation from a cab driver. Despite the steep $30 cover charge, we decided to give it a shot.

Upon entering,…

Found myself in the area again for work! Ok I consider anything within 25 miles of this place “in the area”… just too good to pass up during the week!

Anyway, again, this place has…

Another of my monthly or so visits to BTs wasn't as much fun as it could have been.

As most know valet is not required here with plenty of safe neighborhood parking available. Rectangular space…

This place is across from Jerry nuggets casino and next door to palomia. When you walk in there’s square hallway where you pay the cover. It was $5 when I went paid at window…

It's been a while since my last escapade to Tijuana. Let me cut to the chase - I booked a room at Cascadas and checked in at 3 pm on 2/19/24. After a refreshing shower,…

Its been a bit since my last review of Lido.

Layout is exactly as described in many other reviews. See their website for a fantastic fly-thru.

Parking is always free and plentiful.
Admission varies per day, but…

Sins pricing has gone up. Marginally. Dayshift cover is now $7 instead of $5. Night is $13 rather than $10. $30/$50 for dances. No longer $25/$45 as they had been for years. But after a…

This place is quite the contradiction. Consider it's TUSCL profile: 7 reviews in the last year is about average (or even good) for an Boston area club that isn't Boardroom Cabaret, but most reviews…

Place is not super nice. As you come in there will be a big bouncer sitting in a pickup truck usually. This is a really slow time for them so you may be able to…

Went down to Akron to hit the bars around 1pm, stopped into Lustys first and was there for 30 seconds. i’m tired of seeing the big AA guys sitting against the wall watching everyone. i…

I found myself in Milford, CT on a Friday night. Me and my buddy decided to stop by Keepers. It was my first time here and was quite interesting to see a strip club in…

Monday afternoon around 3:30 shortly after opening. Not sure how this place survives. I’ve been here on various days recently and never more than 3 customers while I was there. This day, I was one…

So I found myself in the area unexpectedly so I couldn't pass up the opportunity to stop by the pink building along route 130. It was around 2:00 in the afternoon so the lunch crowd…

This club can be hit or miss. Good days I enjoy sitting around the stage and interacting with the dancers. Bad days I hang out at the bar and can usually find good conversation. This…

Went on a Monday night with a friend around 4am because I didn’t feel like going to bed. No need to describe the club as it’s been done many times before, but because of the…

I am a frequenter at Friday morning Nibbles Nipples, this time I got good mileage from Jolie. I had Keira before good solid choice and Gina was at the room I decided to wait cause…