Dead on a friday night

I went to EB on a friday night with some buddies. Club is off exit 68 in a strip mall next to subway. Plenty of parking. Cover charge was only 5$. We were surprised that it was dead on a friday night. Not many customers. Not many strippers. We sat at the bar and got served immediately. Beers were 7$. The bartender was the best looking woman working that shift. A very fit brunette with some nice bolt ons. The strippers were mostly older latinas. All were very curvy. But none were very sexy. Too much silicone and cellulite for my taste. But there was one that was hot. She was younger. Had a pretty face with nice t&a. But she sat all night with some guy who was either a regular customer or her boyfriend. When she got on stage she only danced for him. Nobody else. Too bad because I would've like to try her out. The stage was large. Plenty of open seats. Not many people tipping either. No wonder the girls looked frustrated. Dj played the music way too loud. We couldn't conversate it was so loud. I didn't get any lap dances but my friend did from a goth girl with a tattoo on her neck. It was in a dark side room by the doorman. First dance was 40$. Then each additional dance was another 20$. He said it was meh and wasn't offered any extras. Cut her loose after 100$ damage. Not sure if extras are still available after the raid. None were offered to any of us. But none of us are regular customers. So maybe the girls were being extra cautious thinking we could be LE. Probably will check out EB again in a few months to see if there's better looking girls.