the ultimate strip club list

Ironically, I went to the Perfect10 in San Antonio the day before and the two experiences couldn't have been more different. Went in around 7pm and the cover was some arbitrary price like $7, nicely lit…

As an out of towner, a friend and I tried to visit a couple of clubs and frankly wish we hadn't bothered. We headed here after an underwhelming visit to perfect 10s but unfortunately the story…

Got there around 9pm and the cover was $10. Walked in to what I'd describe as a grubby little grief hole and got shown to a table between the stage and the bar. Ordered a…

So to start I went on a Monday at 1:30. They had about 7 girls dancing. The bar was full of guys. The stage is the whole length of the place. The high top…

I visited XTC on a Thursday night. Cover was $25 to enter and $25 for a VIP Wristband. Parking was $10 for a monitored lot of free for the lot on the other side of…

Stopped by about noon on a Monday. The parking lot had maybe 10 vehicles, looked like things might be slow. I paid my $21 and grabbed a chair while sprite was on the way over.…

I stopped at my favorite double-club in West Philly on a very rainy afternoon. I didn’t know if the weather would encourage people to come out or stay at home. As it turned…

I've been exploring different clubs lately for various reasons, but I'll spare you the details. This time, I found myself on the southeast side of Houston, near Hobby airport. It's smaller than Intercontinental, but I…

After a decent time at Henry's a couple Mondays ago, I drove the short distance to Bogarts to see what I might be missing. I had visited a week or so previously, but that was…

Delilah's used to be the top club in the Philadelphia region. However, on recent visits, I wonder if this is still the case. The place seems increasingly slow on weekday nights in particular. The last…

Just Bliss is situated on a sidewalk-facing strip of businesses so you'll need to park on the street either in front or in the nearby neighborhood. Makes itself apparent with hot-pink doors and the Just…

The place is real nice and it used to be even nicer 10 years ago when i first came here. You come in the cover will be $20, and ID Check. The doors you come…

Oxnard, CA. Friday night after midnight. It's like built in the edge of warehouse. I parked on the street the lot looked full. Walk in. There was a velvet rope chained off. I let myself…

I had not been to the club in about 6 months, as the last visit was disappointing but figured I'd give it another try. Parking was plentiful and you need to go through a…

Santa Maria, CA. Friday night. Just came down from Morro Bay. It was pouring out. Right on broadway, safe area. Parking lot in the back. A lot of cars back there but other people must…

Santa Barbara, CA. Friday night. Just came down from Santa Maria. This is like one of the wealthiest areas in America, Montecito, Goleta, Carpentieria all this stuff out, unreal wealth. Gorgeous area. Club is in…

Bakersfield, CA. Saturday night. Right off the 204. Plenty of parking, sort of an industrial kind of area. Walk in, guy at the front, cover is $25. Always gonna be rough at these deja vu's…

Went on a late Sunday night, avoiding the soul killing traffic of the weekdays from civilization to COI. First, the girls are really sexy here overall. You’ll get some ladies who give the vibe that…

Was in the area on Friday afternoon so stopped in. Yes, there is a new outer door at the back entrance. Do not thing the inner door, a couple steps up, is new…

My third time at the club and a consistent fun experience. First, the ladies. A great variety of races and body types. And even some variety in ages, both on the older and younger side.…

Rolled up with a buddy around midnight on a Thursday night. Parking was easy, but maybe we got lucky; parked right across the street right away. Went inside, and we were the only mongers there.…

Bakersfield, CA. Saturday night. Plenty of parking, big lot. Walk in. Really nice joint, nicest in Bakersfield by far. Cover is I think $20 it was $15 military. Go through the metal detector and pat…

Bakersfield, CA. Saturday night. Just came from Exotic Kitty. Parking on the street, super small parking lot for like 2 cars. Walk in. Two very cute latina spinner working the front. I believe cover was…

This is a strip club with European women, and by European almost entirely Russian. Go upstairs and enter a compact club that is actually quite comfortable and well decorated. It was full of people,…

So this place has been reviewed to death in here, but I'll cover the basics. First off the location is a bit hard to find as the sign is super faded and in the main street…

Went here on a Tuesday night in in January. This place is a neighborhood bar, that happens to have strippers and a small VIP booth. It's just off of 309, on a side street. When…