the ultimate strip club list

I had a night to kill in MKE after a work trip so decided to try out Heart Beakers. I showed up around 9 and paid the $10 cover and the manager Brian let me…

Stopped in on a Friday night over the holidays. Pretty much the same setup as usual, with the exception of holiday lights strung up along the perimeter of the room - actually added a nice…

Went in around 11pm on a Monday, so assumed it would be pretty dead and it was.
The place is nice - not your typical club - a bar at the entrance, and in the…

I was in the area a bit before 7 when I got done with a meeting and decided to check it out. I had heard that it was managed by some of the Oasis people…

Secrets is a Dive Bar, but well run and friendly. Single stage, no DJ - all music comes from a music vending box that the ladies pay for with their dollars. 2 pool…

Just completed my first visit to Booby Trap from 6-8pm and I have mixed feelings. On the plus side, the ratio is very good, the dancers are generally not pushy, the decor and couches and…

We started our Cabo strip club night at Mermaids next door. It was like going to a minor league game before going to an MLB game. The beers were half as much but…

Decided to check this place out after avoiding it on my last couple of trips to Cabo. We hit it up prior to heading next door to open our wallets at Splash for the rest…

I was in town with friends for a guys weekend. The night before, I hit up Play It Again Sam's (see my review). We decided on Palomino based on their VIP Specials; as…

I’ve been here a few times, but usually on Fridays and Saturdays. Got a free pass from one of the weekend dance specials and figured I’d see what these discount Tuesdays were all about. Coming…

The club is in a perfect location in downtown Kansas City with plenty of parking nearby. If you don’t want to park close you can always park and take the street car that has a…

This place is right off the 52 and 163, and it's a pretty small but elegant looking (at least it tries to) club. They have a tiny parking lot but you can always park across…

American Bush is in South Salt Lake City, the city just south of Salt Lake. While it’s in an industrial part of town, it still feels pretty safe. The entrance fee was $7, and the…

Rather than being alone a miserable at my hotel, I dropped in on a cold winter night.

This was my first time in Canada so I was sure on what expect. Located in the downtown…

So this place is very unique in the way their lap dance area is. I'll get to that later.

Very easy to access as it isn't far from either of the main highways that run…

First time clubbing in Chicago area. This place is more of an after hours spot than anything, but it's one of the only nude spots in the area. Only open late in the week and…

Went in on a Friday afternoon, which I find isn't always the best time, but this afternoon worked out.

First, the club: $21 entrance fee, plenty of parking, two stages but only one in use during…

I have been a regular to the Hole for many years. I stopped going during the height of the pandemic, but have slowly been going back. I went last Tuesday in the late afternoon for…