The Santa Maria was Columbus's flagship. Much bigger than the Nina or Pinta.

Santa Maria, CA. Friday night. Just came down from Morro Bay. It was pouring out. Right on broadway, safe area. Parking lot in the back. A lot of cars back there but other people must use the lot because there was not that many people inside this little place. Walk in. Hispanic guy at the register. Pat down, id check and cover was like $20. Layout, it's way smaller on the inside than it looks from the outside. Little stage in the right corner, some seating all around that. Bathroom hook a left, dressing room dead center and VIP/dance area across from the bathroom. Lap dances are $30 topless and $50 nude. $150 for 15 minutes. Two way touch allowed.

Dancers. It was alright, I didn't see anything for me. Some plastic in here for sure. Good amount of veteran dancers I would say age range 20's to 40's. Nobody fat, for the most part average body types. It's a Spearmint Rhino so they actually show their roll calls on their websites for all locations in the U.S it's probably better for me to show you that and you make the judgement. https://srsantamaria.com/roll-call/

I saw one girl who's body I liked but we started talking and her breath was well she needed a tic tac. Instant pass on all that. Other than though most of these girls hang out in the dressing room and wait to get up to dance. Overall I had enough I just didn't see anything worth $30 dances and split. I probably wouldn't come back, only club I did eat at the mexican food truck a couple blocks down, pretty good stuff. I'll recommend it just have a bathroom at the ready. Only club for a while out here, next closest club was in Santa Barbara and that's where I was headed next.