Underwhelmed and frustrated in San Antonio

Got there around 9pm and the cover was $10. Walked in to what I'd describe as a grubby little grief hole and got shown to a table between the stage and the bar. Ordered a couple of drinks, a rum and coke and a beer which I think was $17 ($20).

As soon as we sat down we were approached by a couple of attractive Cubans, both with largely enhanced tits and shapely figures. Sat for a while and wanted to watch the girls on stage (none of which took anything off!) and went through some chit-chat with the Cubans. I think there was another unoccupied stage behind us, but focus was on the main stage.

I was Interested in getting some action, but the situation was $20 for a table dance and $30 for a topless dance at the table... And the prices all went up from there, so I told her I'd think about it and they left us and were soon replaced by two more Cubans with similar stories.